Simp Detector Chords by Yung Nugget
Tempo:
136.2 bpm
Chords used:
D
Em
G
A
B
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[C] [B] Well ma'am [A] [Em] the lab result came [D] back and this is hard to say but [Abm] your [Em] son tested highly on [A] our simp scale
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious, but doctor.
[Em] What does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son
[Em] Allow me to explain if [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cuz [G] you want to lay the pipe you're [D] a [Ebm] simp
You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says thank [D] you, bro.
You're a [G] simp
[Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp you're a simp you're [D] a simp you're [A] a simp.
No, [G] you've never been a pimp you're [D] a [G] simp
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp got [D] no [B] game.
You's a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train on [D] your bitch
[Ebm] You're [Em] a simp you're [G] a simp.
Hey, [D] but don't worry kid
[B] There's no need [D] to stress cuz I know a way to make these notes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard
This shit ain't complex.
[Em] All you got to do is [A] just follow these steps
[D] Don't cry like a bitch when [B] she leaves you on read [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead when you [G] pull up on her and flex
With [Ab] some bread [Em] in a matter of moments [G] your legs will be spread [D] once you get some cash [B] don't work on [A] your drip
[Em] You can't pull no hose in [D] that basic ass bitch
Just copy some ice [Abm] to put on your wrist [Em] and take off those carcass [A] or things like shit [D] while we're on the topic
[B] Yo hair [Am] need some [Em] help cuz right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull cut [Em] cuz they gonna be laughing [D] like what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done.
[G] This battle is over.
You're worth one
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become [Em] just listen up for rule number one
[D] If you're trying to smash [Bm] don't beg [A] and please [G] you won't let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees stand up strong
[G] Don't be [Ab] so weak.
[Em] It ain't even hard to [A] repeat [E] after me.
Oh, I won't do [B] your [A] homework
[Em] Just cuz you hate math and [D] I'm not giving [Eb] you a ride to [G] your big day [D] with dad
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal [G] cuz that shit is [D] lame and for any guy [G] that does I've got one thing [A] left to say
[G] You're a simp.
[B] You're a [A] simp.
No, [Em] you've never been a [D] pimp.
You're a [B] simp
[G] You're a simp.
You're a simp got [D] no game.
[B] Use a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train [D] on your bitch
[G] [Eb] [Em] Your simp [G] your [D] simp [Bm] oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick [G] [Eb] you're my [Em] hero
[G]
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son
[G] [D] [B] [Em] [A]
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious, but doctor.
[Em] What does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son
[Em] Allow me to explain if [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cuz [G] you want to lay the pipe you're [D] a [Ebm] simp
You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says thank [D] you, bro.
You're a [G] simp
[Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp you're a simp you're [D] a simp you're [A] a simp.
No, [G] you've never been a pimp you're [D] a [G] simp
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp got [D] no [B] game.
You's a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train on [D] your bitch
[Ebm] You're [Em] a simp you're [G] a simp.
Hey, [D] but don't worry kid
[B] There's no need [D] to stress cuz I know a way to make these notes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard
This shit ain't complex.
[Em] All you got to do is [A] just follow these steps
[D] Don't cry like a bitch when [B] she leaves you on read [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead when you [G] pull up on her and flex
With [Ab] some bread [Em] in a matter of moments [G] your legs will be spread [D] once you get some cash [B] don't work on [A] your drip
[Em] You can't pull no hose in [D] that basic ass bitch
Just copy some ice [Abm] to put on your wrist [Em] and take off those carcass [A] or things like shit [D] while we're on the topic
[B] Yo hair [Am] need some [Em] help cuz right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull cut [Em] cuz they gonna be laughing [D] like what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done.
[G] This battle is over.
You're worth one
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become [Em] just listen up for rule number one
[D] If you're trying to smash [Bm] don't beg [A] and please [G] you won't let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees stand up strong
[G] Don't be [Ab] so weak.
[Em] It ain't even hard to [A] repeat [E] after me.
Oh, I won't do [B] your [A] homework
[Em] Just cuz you hate math and [D] I'm not giving [Eb] you a ride to [G] your big day [D] with dad
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal [G] cuz that shit is [D] lame and for any guy [G] that does I've got one thing [A] left to say
[G] You're a simp.
[B] You're a [A] simp.
No, [Em] you've never been a [D] pimp.
You're a [B] simp
[G] You're a simp.
You're a simp got [D] no game.
[B] Use a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train [D] on your bitch
[G] [Eb] [Em] Your simp [G] your [D] simp [Bm] oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick [G] [Eb] you're my [Em] hero
[G]
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son
[G] [D] [B] [Em] [A]
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[C] [B] Well ma'am [A] [Em] the lab result came [D] back and this is hard to say but [Abm] your [Em] son tested highly on [A] our simp scale
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious, but doctor.
[Em] What does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son
[Em] Allow me to explain if [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cuz [G] you want to lay the pipe you're [D] a [Ebm] simp
You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says thank [D] you, bro.
You're a [G] simp
[Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp you're a simp you're [D] a simp you're [A] a simp.
No, [G] you've never been a pimp you're [D] a [G] simp
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp got [D] no [B] game.
You's a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train on [D] your bitch
[Ebm] You're [Em] a simp you're [G] a simp.
Hey, [D] but don't worry kid
[B] There's no need [D] to stress cuz I know a way to make these notes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard
This shit ain't complex.
[Em] All you got to do is [A] just follow these steps
[D] Don't cry like a bitch when [B] she leaves you on read [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead when you [G] pull up on her and flex
With [Ab] some bread [Em] in a matter of moments [G] your legs will be spread [D] once you get some cash [B] don't work on [A] your drip
[Em] You can't pull no hose in [D] that basic ass bitch
Just copy some ice [Abm] to put on your wrist [Em] and take off those carcass [A] or things like shit [D] while we're on the topic
[B] Yo hair [Am] need some [Em] help cuz right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull cut [Em] cuz they gonna be laughing [D] like what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done.
[G] This battle is over.
You're worth one
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become [Em] just listen up for rule number one
[D] If you're trying to smash [Bm] don't beg [A] and please [G] you won't let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees stand up strong
[G] Don't be [Ab] so weak.
[Em] It ain't even hard to [A] repeat [E] after me.
Oh, I won't do [B] your [A] homework
[Em] Just cuz you hate math and [D] I'm not giving [Eb] you a ride to [G] your big day [D] with dad
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal [G] cuz that shit is [D] lame and for any guy [G] that does I've got one thing [A] left to say
[G] You're a simp.
[B] You're a [A] simp.
No, [Em] you've never been a [D] pimp.
You're a [B] simp
[G] You're a simp.
You're a simp got [D] no game.
[B] Use a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train [D] on your bitch
[G] _ [Eb] _ [Em] Your simp [G] your [D] simp [Bm] oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick [G] [Eb] you're my [Em] hero
_ [G] _
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] Oh goodness [B] gracious, but doctor.
[Em] What does it [D] even mean to be a simp?
Well [Eb] son
[Em] Allow me to explain if [D] you're only being [B] nice [A] cuz [G] you want to lay the pipe you're [D] a [Ebm] simp
You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp when [D] you pay [B] for all the [A] clothes and [Em] then she says thank [D] you, bro.
You're a [G] simp
[Ebm] You're [Em] a [G] simp you're a simp you're [D] a simp you're [A] a simp.
No, [G] you've never been a pimp you're [D] a [G] simp
[Abm] You're [Em] a simp you're [A] a simp got [D] no [B] game.
You's a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train on [D] your bitch
[Ebm] You're [Em] a simp you're [G] a simp.
Hey, [D] but don't worry kid
[B] There's no need [D] to stress cuz I know a way to make these notes obsessed.
You're trying [Gb] too hard
This shit ain't complex.
[Em] All you got to do is [A] just follow these steps
[D] Don't cry like a bitch when [B] she leaves you on read [G] just focus on getting [D] some money instead when you [G] pull up on her and flex
With [Ab] some bread [Em] in a matter of moments [G] your legs will be spread [D] once you get some cash [B] don't work on [A] your drip
[Em] You can't pull no hose in [D] that basic ass bitch
Just copy some ice [Abm] to put on your wrist [Em] and take off those carcass [A] or things like shit [D] while we're on the topic
[B] Yo hair [Am] need some [Em] help cuz right now it looks [D] like you cut it yourself
You better not pull [Eb] up if you got a bull cut [Em] cuz they gonna be laughing [D] like what are you 12?
Just one more step [B] and then you'll [A] be done.
[G] This battle is over.
You're worth one
[D] You'll soon be proud [Eb] of what you've become [Em] just listen up for rule number one
[D] If you're trying to smash [Bm] don't beg [A] and please [G] you won't let you fuck [D] if you're on your knees stand up strong
[G] Don't be [Ab] so weak.
[Em] It ain't even hard to [A] repeat [E] after me.
Oh, I won't do [B] your [A] homework
[Em] Just cuz you hate math and [D] I'm not giving [Eb] you a ride to [G] your big day [D] with dad
Don't put pussy up [Eb] on a pedestal [G] cuz that shit is [D] lame and for any guy [G] that does I've got one thing [A] left to say
[G] You're a simp.
[B] You're a [A] simp.
No, [Em] you've never been a [D] pimp.
You're a [B] simp
[G] You're a simp.
You're a simp got [D] no game.
[B] Use a [Em] lame and that's why we ran a train [D] on your bitch
[G] _ [Eb] _ [Em] Your simp [G] your [D] simp [Bm] oh my [A] goodness [Em] doctor, I never [D] knew I could have so many bitches on my dick [G] [Eb] you're my [Em] hero
_ [G] _
[D] I'm just doing my [B] job son
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