Chords for Brad Paisley - Celebrity (Official Video)

I've always wanted to be a [C] singer.
_ _ [G] _ .
[Ab] I'm ready.
I've been practicing.
[C] _ _ _ [G] I can't really quit my [C] job at Dairy Queen right now.
_ _ _ [G] _ .
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ .
_ [C] _ _ I have to sing.
[G] I'm Erica.
Here I [C] come.
Someday I'm gonna be famous.
_ _ [G] Do [Dm] I have talent?.
[C] Well, no.
_ _ These days you don't really need it.
_ _ [G] Thanks [F] to reality [C].
shows.
_ _ Can't wait today to supermodel.
_ _ [G] Can't [F] wait to sue [C] my dad.
_ _ Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari.
_ _ [G] _ [F] On my way to [C].
rehab.
When you're a _ [F] _ [G] celebrity, _ it's [C] adios _ [F] _ [G] reality.
You can act just [A] like a fool.
[B] [Am] People [F] think you're cool just cause you're [G] on TV.
[F] _ _ [Em] _ .
_ [D] I can [C] throw a _ [F] major [G].
fit.
When my latte [C] isn't just [Dm] how I [G] like it.
They say I've [Am] gone insane.
I blame it [F] on the fame.
And the pressures [G] that go [F] with _ [C].
being [D] a [C] celebrity.
Is this [G] soy?.
_ [F] I [C] asked for a soy.
No, you didn't [G] order soy, sir.
[F] Excuse me?.
[C] Did I order soy?.
[G] I think you did.
Hey, [C] you have a manager?.
I get to cry to Barbara Walters _ _ [G] when [F] things don't go my [Gb] way.
This is not a soy [C] latte.
This [D] is milk product.
And [C] I get community service.
_ _ [G] No [F] matter which [C] law I break.
_ _ I make supermarket _ tabloids.
_ [G] They'll [F] write some [C] awful stuff.
Fix that.
Fix that.
Fix that.
But the more they run my name [G] down.
The more [F] my price [C] goes up.
When you're a _ [F] _ [G] celebrity, _ it's [C] adios _ [F] _ [G] reality.
No matter [Am] what you do, people [F] think you're cool.
Just cause you're [G] on TV.
[Dm] You taste soy?.
[Em] Do you taste [D] soy?.
I can [C] fall in [F] and out [G] of love.
At [C] marriages that [F] barely last [G] a month.
When they go [Am] down the drain.
I blame it [F] on the fame.
And say it's [G] just so [F] tough.
_ [G].
Being a celebrity.
[C] I found somebody here who's a [G] country musician.
[F] She's gonna pick me.
[C] There's just no down line.
We had such chemistry.
[G] Brad, _ [A] chemistry.
Hitch up the wagons [F] and head out west.
[C] To the land of the [G] fun and the sun.
We'll [A] be real world [F] bachelors.
Jackass [C] millionaires.
Hey, hey, [G] Hollywood.
_ Here we come.
_ [C] _ .
Just something that sparkles about [G] him.
[Dm] Chicks dig [D] rhinestones.
Can [C] I get a mocha?.
[F] Soy [C] _ latte!.
[F] Being [G] a celebrity.
_ It's hot else _ _ reality.
[F] [G] No matter [Am] what you [B] do, [Am] people [F] think you're cool.
Just cause you're [G] on _ [F] TV.
[Em] _ [D] Oh, oh, [C].
[F] oh.
I'm a major [G] fan.
When my latte [C] isn't just [Dm] how I [G] like it.
When they say I've [A] gone insane.
[Am] I blame it [F] on the fame.
And the pressures [G] of [F] going.
_ [C] _ Being a celebrity.
I want to show you how [G] ridiculous this happens.
[C] Yeah, celebrity.
_ .
_ _ You're right.
_ _ _ _ .
Oh, _ [G] _ where's my car?.
Hey!.
[N] What _ are you doing in my car?.
I, I was just, uh_.
Get out of my car.
It's a valuable car.
It's really [C] nice.
_ _ _ _ [G] You put 200 [C] miles on my car.
Second gear sticks a little bit.
You got it into second gear?.
Yeah.
How'd you do that?.
_ _ [G] _ _ [C] _ .
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [F] _ .
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
[Bbm] Caca.
_ _ _ _ _ Oh.
Performance is sh_.
I like the, uh, the end of the song.
You mean the guitar part where it goes high?.
No, the end of the song.
I like it.
_ The end.
You mean_ No.
You know when the song ends?.
Yeah.
And you come to a stop?.
I love that.