Celebrity chords

I've always wanted to be a C singer.
_ _ G _ .
Ab I'm ready.
I've been practicing.
C _ _ _ G I can't really quit my C job at Dairy Queen right now.
_ _ _ G _ .
_ _ _ C _ _ _ _ G _ .
_ C _ _ I have to sing.
G I'm Erica.
Here I C come.
Someday I'm gonna be famous.
_ _ G Do Dm I have talent?.
C Well, no.
_ _ These days you don't really need it.
_ _ G Thanks F to reality C.
shows.
_ _ Can't wait today to supermodel.
_ _ G Can't F wait to sue C my dad.
_ _ Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari.
_ _ G _ F On my way to C.
rehab.
When you're a _ F _ G celebrity, _ it's C adios _ F _ G reality.
You can act just A like a fool.
B Am People F think you're cool just cause you're G on TV.
F _ _ Em _ .
_ D I can C throw a _ F major G.
fit.
When my latte C isn't just Dm how I G like it.
They say I've Am gone insane.
I blame it F on the fame.
And the pressures G that go F with _ C.
being D a C celebrity.
Is this G soy?.
_ F I C asked for a soy.
No, you didn't G order soy, sir.
F Excuse me?.
C Did I order soy?.
G I think you did.
Hey, C you have a manager?.
I get to cry to Barbara Walters _ _ G when F things don't go my Gb way.
This is not a soy C latte.
This D is milk product.
And C I get community service.
_ _ G No F matter which C law I break.
_ _ I make supermarket _ tabloids.
_ G They'll F write some C awful stuff.
Fix that.
Fix that.
Fix that.
But the more they run my name G down.
The more F my price C goes up.
When you're a _ F _ G celebrity, _ it's C adios _ F _ G reality.
No matter Am what you do, people F think you're cool.
Just cause you're G on TV.
Dm You taste soy?.
Em Do you taste D soy?.
I can C fall in F and out G of love.
At C marriages that F barely last G a month.
When they go Am down the drain.
I blame it F on the fame.
And say it's G just so F tough.
_ G.
Being a celebrity.
C I found somebody here who's a G country musician.
F She's gonna pick me.
C There's just no down line.
We had such chemistry.
G Brad, _ A chemistry.
Hitch up the wagons F and head out west.
C To the land of the G fun and the sun.
We'll A be real world F bachelors.
Jackass C millionaires.
Hey, hey, G Hollywood.
_ Here we come.
_ C _ .
Just something that sparkles about G him.
Dm Chicks dig D rhinestones.
Can C I get a mocha?.
F Soy C _ latte!.
F Being G a celebrity.
_ It's hot else _ _ reality.
F G No matter Am what you B do, Am people F think you're cool.
Just cause you're G on _ F TV.
Em _ D Oh, oh, C.
F oh.
I'm a major G fan.
When my latte C isn't just Dm how I G like it.
When they say I've A gone insane.
Am I blame it F on the fame.
And the pressures G of F going.
_ C _ Being a celebrity.
I want to show you how G ridiculous this happens.
C Yeah, celebrity.
_ .
_ _ You're right.
_ _ _ _ .
Oh, _ G _ where's my car?.
Hey!.
N What _ are you doing in my car?.
I, I was just, uh_.
Get out of my car.
It's a valuable car.
It's really C nice.
_ _ _ _ G You put 200 C miles on my car.
Second gear sticks a little bit.
You got it into second gear?.
Yeah.
How'd you do that?.
_ _ G _ _ C _ .
_ _ _ _ _ G _ _ F _ .
_ _ C _ _ _ _ _ _ .
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ .
Bbm Caca.
_ _ _ _ _ Oh.
Performance is sh_.
I like the, uh, the end of the song.
You mean the guitar part where it goes high?.
No, the end of the song.
I like it.
_ The end.
You mean_ No.
You know when the song ends?.
Yeah.
And you come to a stop?.
I love that.