Chords for Brad Paisley - Online (Official Video)

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_ _ [E] Pizza Pit Pizza, it's not about the slice, it's about the nice.
_ Party?.
_ Keep the change, jerkwad.
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_ Wow, I want to be him.
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I [F] work down [C] at the Pizza _ [G] Pit, and I [F] drive an old [C] Hyundai.
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I [D] steal from the [E] new [C] Hyundai, _ but they don't [D] let me.
_ [G] I'm a sci [F]-fi [C] fanatic, mild asthmatic, [G].
never [F] been to second [C] base.
_ [G] There's a whole [D] other me [Em] that you [C] need to see.
Go [G] check out my space.
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So [G] _ _ [D] I'm [G] 6 _ [C] _ .
_ [G] _ _ [D]'5, and [G] I look damn [C] good.
I drive a [G] Maserati, [D] _ _ [Em] _ [C] and I love a glass [D] of wine.
_ [C] They turn [G] _ [D] girls on, [G] and I'm the [C] scariest.
I [G] tell them I [D] don't want [G] nothing [C] serious, because even [G] on a snow [D] day, I can [Em] have a three [C]-way.
Turn two [D] women at one time, [G] I'm so much [C] cooler on [G] my own.
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So much cooler [C] on [G] my own.
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I [F] get home, [C] I kiss my mom, [G] and she [F] fixes me a [C] snack.
_ [G] And I [D] head down to [Em] my [C] basement bedroom and [D] fire up [G] my Mac.
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[F] And real life, [C] the only time I've [G].
ever [F] even been [C] to L.
A.
_ [G] When I [D] got the chance [Em] with the [C] marching band to play [D] tuba in the Rose [G] Parade.
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[G] Oh, [D] all night, [G] I left _ [C] _ .
[G] posts for [D] Calvin Klein.
[G] I've been in [C] GQ, I'm single [G] and rich, [D] and I got [Em] a set of six [C]-pack abs that would blow [D] your mind.
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It [G] turns [D] girls on, [G] and I'm the [C] scariest.
I [G] tell them I [D] don't want [G] nothing [C] serious, because even [G] on a snow [D] day, I can [G] have a three [C]-way.
Turn two women [D] at one [G] time, I'm so much cooler on my own.
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Yeah, I'm cooler [C] on my own.
[D] When you got my kind of [G] stats, it's hard to get a [C] date, let alone [D] a real [G] girlfriend.
_ [D] But I grow another [G] foot and lose a bunch of [C] weight every time I [D] log in.
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_ [D] _ [C] Dad, what are you doing?.
I pay [G] for this.
Technically, this is [D] my computer.
Why are you [Em] making out a profile?.
I'm making new [C] friends.
Friends?.
[G] Why are all your friends so chespy?.
They are?.
[C] Oh, maybe I'll [G] get some new friends, [D] like [G] that cute [C].
guitarist [G] over there.
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Yeah?.
Who's that?.
Who cares?.
And he can sing!.
I can't sing.
No!.
Oh, my God.
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_ _ _ _ [C] _ All [G].
night, [D] _ [G] I left [C] posts [G].
for [D] _ [C] Calvin Klein.
It turns girls on, [G] _ .
[D] and I'm the [Em] scariest.
[C] _ It turns girls [D] on, and _ [Dm] _ [G] I'm _ _ .
[C] _ _ [Em] the scariest.
_ [G] Yeah, I'm cooler on my own.
Yeah, I'm so [F] much cooler [C] on [G] my own.
Yeah, I'm cooler on my own.
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_ _ [G] What the hell are you doing?.
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[C] _ _ _ [G] What?.
I said, what the hell are you doing?
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_ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ Marching music [D] makes me [C] hot.
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