Show Them To Me Chords by Rodney Carrington

[G] [Em] .
[C] [D] .
[G] Oh, it seems to me this whole world's [Em] gone crazy.
There's [G] too much hate and killing going [D] on.
[G] But when I see the bare [Em] chest of a woman.
My worries and my problems are [F#] [G] all gone.
[D] [C] No one thinks of fighting [D] when they see a topless girl.
[Em] And maybe if you would show yours too.
We could [D] save the world .
Show [G].
them to me, show them [Em] to me .
[C] Unclaspy bra, set [G] those puppies [D] free.
They'd look [G] a whole lot better without that sweater, [Em] baby.
I'm sure you'll agree.
[C] If you got two fun [G] bags.
[D] Show them [G] to me.
I don't care if they don't match.
[Em] One's bigger than the other.
[C] You can show me one.
[D] And I'll imagine the other .
[G] Even if you're really old.
[Em] There's nothing wrong.
[C] Don't be sad, your boobs ain't bad.
[D] They're just a little long.
[G] Show them to me.
Show [Em] them to me.
[C] Lift up your shirt and let the whole [D] world see .
[G] Just this robe, show your goals.
[E] And a happy man [Em] I'll be.
[C] If you got dos chichis.
[D] Show them [G] to me.
I've .
[C] met a lot of them.
[D] But never one I've hated.
[C] Even if you've had thirteen [D] kids.
And you think they look inflated.
[C] There's no such thing as a bad breast.
[D] I believe this much is true.
[C] If you're a big fat man, I'm a pity fan.
And [D] I'd love to see yours too.
Show [G] them to me.
Show [Em] them to me.
[C] Just like the girls gone [G] wild [D] on TV.
[G] Just lean back and show your [Em] reckon I'll be in ecstasy.
[G] If you got two casabas.
[D] Show them [G] to me.
[Em] Show them to me.
[C] All the world will live in [D] harmony.
It'll [G] do you good and it'll give me [Em] wood.
And we'll make history.
[C] If you love your country.
[D] I'm gonna say it one more time.
[C] I said if you love your country.
[D] .
Then [G] stand your ass up and show them big ol' titties to me.
[C] Show [G] .
[Am] them to [G] me .
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