"Weird Al" Yankovic: Even Worse - Alimony Chords

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_ _ Here she come now, wants her alimony Bleeding _ me dry as a boney pony
_ _ _ Worked three jobs just to stay in debt now _ _ Well, first she pooped my nest, then [Bb] she pooped
my nest I said [C] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Got a [F] stake to my house, my car, my shoes And my toothbrush, too, too [Bb] bad, so bad
She got, got the gift of grab, [C] I mean debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, debt, [F] debt _ _ _
_ _ _ Lawyers calling me on the telephony Trying _ to squeeze the blood from a stony, stony
_ _ Who I took to for better or for worse, yeah Then _ she took me for [Abm] everything, yeah
Everything [C] she could get, get, get, get, get, get, get
I'm a [F] no-no, high-pro, get no joke, the chef's in [Bb] the mail
Get off my back, cut me some slack
I said [C] yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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[C] _ _ [Bb] _ I want my [Cm] iron, [Bb] or your stew
I want my iron, [Bb] is it due
I want [F] my iron, or your soup
I want my iron, _ _ [C] _ _ [C] _ _
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Gb] _ _
I _ [F] _ _ _ said [C] come on, come [Bb] on, have it, boy _ _ _ _
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