Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic: Off The Deep End - I Can't Watch This

[D] _ _ _ _ _ Can't [B] watch this.
[E] I [G] [D] can't [B] watch this.
[E] _ [G] [D] I can't watch this.
[Am] I [B] [D] can't watch this
[Am] [D] My [D] my my [Am] my TV makes me so [F#] bored makes me say oh my lord
What is [B] this garbage here when I cover my [Dm] eyes and plug my [Am] ears?
It sucks and that's no lie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry with my [B] IQ one [Am] notch and that's the reason why I can't [D] watch
[Am] I [D] told you homeboy.
I can't watch this
[A] Yeah, [G] nothing but trash and [D] you know, I can't watch this
[Am] Poke [Dm] out my eyes [D] man.
I can't watch this
[Am] [Bm] Yo, give me that [Am] remote control [Am] watch this talking about six shows of America's funniest home [C] videos
I can't believe my eyes wanna see the kind of stuff that wins first [Am] prize somebody
Falls down off a roof lands right on the lawn face first on a rake.
I hear they got it on the 17th
That's funny.
That's a kick in the crotch and that can I show up can't [Am] watch
[E] Yo, I [D] told you I can't watch this
[Am] [D] Change the channel now.
I can't watch this.
Yo pass the TV got here sucker
I can't watch this husband [Am] show and Roseanne think I'm thinking about a bunch of I [D] can't touch Wagner
[B] Oh [C] my you gotta be [Am] rain man like this guy better something
It's alright if you like hearing yuppies whining all [D] night and [B] then
Twin [A] beats wish they'd [Am] lynched those on an [C] e3 so fiscal [Am] honey bird [Bm] bums.
I don't go [C] home.
I just sit on their [F] thumbs
[Am] That's word [G] because you know, [Am] I can't [D] watch this [Am] [D] I [D] can't [Am] watch this
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[D] _ [C] Stop _ [D] _ time time.
I'm pretty [Am] sure I'll be [C] sick if I have to watch another stupid pet [D] trigger that [B] guy was a real flat It goes [Am] [Am] weird
About sexual not just about their room crude and [B] vile just for [Dm] a minute.
Let's slip down the dial
[Am] _ [B] [Dm] Can't watch this
[Am] [B] Look [Am] man, I can't [D] watch this.
[Am] I [Bm] can't take this torture.
No more.
I can't can't [Am] watch this
Pay the [Bm] bill station [Am] break break it down
I
Hate _ [D] _ _ _ [Am] _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ being on [Am] playboy show time and MTV
I might like a more after my lobotomy [D] now, why [Am] did I ever pay for this junk?
[Am] _ [B] We channel each [Am] one stop [D] just bring the [Am] blood and [G] guts and by [Am] the CNA
[D] It's off with [Am] this crumb.
Yes, [G] we're gonna throw my [Am] stand away.
[D] Watch [Am] this.
[D] [Am] I
[D] Can't watch this.
[Am] I
[B] _ [A] [D] Can't watch this
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