Chords for "Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware Store | Lyrics | HD

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_ [Db] _ _ I'm gonna be in [Eb] time but I hope they open [F] soon
I [Eb] can't wait, [Bb] no I [Eb] can't [F] wait
[Eb] When they gonna [Bb] open up [Eb] that door
[Gb] I'm [F] going in, I'm going in, I'm [Bb] going to the, going to the [Ab] hardware store
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_ [Bbm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] came a sleeping bag, I camped it [Ab] overnight right in front of the store
Then as soon as it was [Db] light, I pressed my nose right up against the [Eb] glass
You know I had to be first [Bb] in line
Gonna get me a flashlight and a [Ab] broom, want a pair of pliers for everything I [Db] do in my house
See the tax on very, very [Eb] soon, mother damn, they'll eat [Bb] all my ass
Everything's packed, walking down the [Ab] aisle, loads of dirt and clothes I could go over miles and [Db] miles for
And just run my windows down above the roast [Eb] house all the way down the [Bb] bank
We had to do a promotional stunt, there's a great big purple sign out front
That says Andrew's one of these heavy customers, we'll get a bulky hammer [F] free
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can't wait, [Bb] no I can't [F] wait
When [Eb] they gonna [Bb] open up [Eb] that door
[Gb] I'm [G] going in, I'm going in, I'm [Bb] going to the, going to [Ab] the hardware store
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_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Bbm] you look at all that stuff
_ [Eb] _ _ [Bbm] They got alimentary, verbal speakers, toilet seats, [Ab] electric heaters, fracking backers
Is this fracking tower on the [Db] modern meter, talkie talkies, copper wire, safety goggles, [Eb] radio wire, BB pellets, rubber mallets, hands and knee, [Bbm] humidifier, picture hanger, paper cutter, cloth aligners, [Ab] window scatterers, hanging, woven windows,
Masking tape, a [Bbm] plaza, gatherers, kitchen faucets, folding table, clutter flipping, [Eb] jumper cables, hooks and tackle, groundless baggles, power pluggers,
[Bbm] Pools of play, old pesticides, perfumigation, high performance [Ab] lubrication, metal roofing, water cooling, multipurpose [Bbm] insulation, air converters, grass connectors,
Wrecking chisels, [Eb] load detectors, higher gators, nuts or gators, level setters, [Bbm] bucket pluggers, trailer machine, magnetizers, automatic circuit pliers,
[Bb] Sandals, brackets, angle brackets, throwers, salt and [Bbm] energy drinks, popping bottles, circuit breakers, matching meters, [Eb] stocking hinges, calculators, generators, matching salt and [F] pepper shakers
I [Eb] can't [Bb] wait, I [Eb] can't [F] wait, when [Eb] they gonna [Bb] open up [Eb] that door
[Gb] I'm [F] going and I'm going, I'm [Bb] going to the, going to the heart, we're [Db] all ready going to the door, I'm [F] going to the heart, if I'm going to the heart, we're star _ _ _ _
_ [Gb] I'm [F] going and I'm going, I'm [Bb] going to the door, I'm going to the [Ab] heart, we're all ready [Db] going to the door, [Bb] I'm going to the heart, if I'm going to the [F] heart, we're _ star
_ _ _ [Gb] I'm [F] going and I'm going, I'm going to the door, I'm going to the [Ab] heart, we're all ready [Db] going to the door, [Bb] I'm going to the heart, if I'm [F] going to the _ heart, we're star
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