Chords for 11 Unforgettable Mike Patton Moments

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [D#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [C] _
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _
_ [A#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ [D#] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ [D] News flash.
News bone.
[G] _ _ Hot off the presses [Em] from America.
Anthony Akaitis is a junkie.
[F] Anthony Akaitis ruined Mr.
Bungle's career.
_ [Am] He kicked us off a [D] festival because he didn't want to play [G] on the same bill.
[Em] You believe that?
Yep.
True story.
And I can attest [Cm] to this. _
A noddle schwanz.
[Fm] _ What is that?
What is [C] that?
He's got a noodle dick.
_ [A] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ [G] So _ _ _ _ _ do you think the future of music is dead or how would [G#m] you_
What do you think the future of music is now?
Um, _ _ _ _
_ [F#] _ I think something was gonna_
yeah. _ _
_ [E] I think it's probably a good thing if computers just take over music. _
_ _ _ _ Because computers are a lot more messed up than people.
The more messed up and farther away music gets from music, the better_
the healthier it's gonna be for music. _ _ _
I think computers could kind of take it to a new level. _ _
I'm all for it.
_ People are_
people are the worst.
_ That's the worst thing about music is that people play it. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
[D#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[A#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ Wow.
What?
[A] _ [B] _ You're a real_
You're [G] a real_
_ _ _ _ You're _
_ [D#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A#] _ a [F] real_
_ _ Mike Patton, [E] Fake No More!
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [C#] _ Thanks [C#m] and _ [D] uh_
_ Behold the magnificent _ _ [N] golden dildo. _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [N] Okay, here I am.
Just popped out into the audience.
Here I am with the lead singer of Fake No More.
We've got Mike Patton.
Are you enjoying the show so far?
I'm having a wonderful [C#] time.
Well I know there's somebody out there that you want to see.
She's gonna be here.
She's [C#] hot and she's ready.
Madonna. _
[C#m] _ She's gonna be performing live and [F#] also don't forget we have Cher.
She's gonna be presenting the [A] best video of the year.
And also you'll be able to [F#m] see this guy out on the [G#] road with Billy Idol.
Fake No More [E] opening up for Billy Idol.
So right now, don't go anywhere else.
We'll be right here.
Wubba wubba wubba. _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ Simple security.
[G] Like pocket chink in [B] Billy Idol's [A] closet.
_ [Em] _ Suck your chin to it, Cher.
[G] Down through the family [Bm] tree.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] You're gonna pick your ass yourself.
_ [A] Without [Em] me, you're all you.
_ [E] These are all things that really I've been wanting to do for five years.
So, [G] in a strange [E] way_
Are you hearing this? _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ What year are we in?
[C] Forgive me.
But Wolf Mother, you_
_ _ [B] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
Help me.
Am I crazy?
Can I get an amen? _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ Oh my [E] god.
Enough already.
[C] Are people that [G] stupid?
I guess they are.
I'm a [Gm] _ _ man.
_ _ [G] _ _
I'm [D] a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
I'm a man.
_ I'm a man. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ I'm [F] a man. _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [D#] _ _ [F] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _