Chords for A lesson with Washboard Chaz

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Hi, I'm Washboard Chaz in New Orleans, Louisiana.
[B] I'm going to show you a little bit of rudiments of how to play the washboard.
This is the Washboard Workshop. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Okay, now there's a couple of things you've got to know.
_ Tap.
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You go far.
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_ [B] _ _ _ [N] You go down. _
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_ _ _ _ _ I play left-handed, so you move this [G] all back.
[B] The washboard, what you have to do, if you try _ [G] to_
One hand, do [B] the strumming.
_ _ On _ _ _ _ _ _ the other hand, the dominant hand, [N] _
_ do the action. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ The dominant hand is tapping.
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_ _ _ _ _ That's some kind of strumming.
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[N] _ _ _ _ _ This hand's always going to do that.
It'll be your left hand, right hand.
Left hand, do this hand. _ _ _ _ _ _
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Now you're going to say, now what's these things here?
_ [N] Like the drum set, these are the cymbals. _ _
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_ _ _ Well, I would make this snare drum.
[Bbm] These are the cymbals.
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_ [B] _ _ _ Now you say, what's that?
That's the woodblock.
Because we've got all this metal.
We need [Abm] something to make it down low. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ You go down back to this. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ That's all for the lesson of the washboard.
But I tell you, [G] if I could come to your place,
give you a nice [N] hour-long workshop,
and you too, stand up with me, obviously.
You'd stand up with a washboard full of [B] friends and family
and children [A] and [B] grandmas, [N] everybody in the neighborhood.
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