The Ideal Woman Chords by Adrian Belew

Excuse me, sir.
How would you describe the ideal woman?
What would she be?
Oh, not me.
I wouldn't know nothing about that.
I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, I'm a, _ _ [Am] I'm a bachelor myself. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ She's [Bbm] _ [Bm] _ demure.
_ _ Friendly.
_ Love and good looking.
[Bb] _ [Am] We're looking in wealthy.
_ _ [Bbm] She [Am] is tall, pretty, thin, blonde.
_ [Bbm] _ [Bm] _ Loving person, great personality, fun to be with.
_ _ Independent, [Bb] [Am] gorgeous, rich, thoughtful.
Liberal, yes, she's very rich.
Of course, you have to have a perfect figure.
_ [Bbm] Mm-hmm.
[Dm]
Everywhere she [Am] goes, she's beautiful.
_ [Dm] _
Everyone I know [Am] says she's beautiful.
[Dm] And I dream about [Em] her even in my [Dm] sleep.
Everyone I meet [E] says she's beautiful.
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_ _ _ [A] _ [Am] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[Bbm] Blonde [Bm] hair, blue eyes, about 5 _ '6".
_ _ No, blonde, about 5 [Db]'8".
[Am] Blonde, about 5'9".
_ 36, 24, 36.
_ [Dm] _ Everywhere she goes, [A] she's [Am] beautiful.
[Dm] _ Everyone I know [Am] says she's beautiful.
[Dm] _ And I dream about her [Em] even in my [Dm] sleep.
Even with her clothes [E] on, she's beautiful.
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _
Lovely.
She's feminine, _ beautiful. _ _
[Bm] _ [Gb] _ [Am] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [Am] _ _
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_ [G] [Bm] Lovely.
Such a, she's contagious.
[Gb] [Am] Talented, creative.
Approvable, very fashionable.
Good religion.
_ _ Mm-hmm.
_ _ [Bm] _
She's extremely mobile.
[C] Silent, [Bm] electrostatic, _ _ enigmatic.
[Am] _ My wife, my mother.
_ _ _ Pretty with hairy legs.
Mm [Bbm]-hmm.
[Dm] Everywhere she [Am] goes, she's beautiful.
[Dm] _ Everyone I know [Am] says she's beautiful.
_ [Dm] And I dream about her [Em] even in my [Dm] sleep.
Everyone I meet says [E] she's beautiful.
_ [Dm] _ Everywhere she goes, [Am] she's beautiful.
_ [Dm] _ Everyone I know [Am] says she's beautiful.
[Dm] _ And I dream about [Em] her even in my [Dm] sleep.
Even with her clothes on, [E] she's beautiful. Oh, [Dm] baby.
_ _ _ _ [Am] She's beautiful.
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