Chords for Afroman - Colt 45

Wait a minute man.
It was this blind man, right?
It was this blind man, right?
He was feeling his way down the street with this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past this fish market.
You know I'm saying he stopped he took a deep breath.
He said
_ _ [C] _ Good morning _ _ _
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_ [D] _ [E] _ _ [D] _ [C] _ _ _
Oh
Two [Cm] zigzags, baby, that's all we need we go to
The dog smoke that we as the marijuana burn we can [G] take our time singing them dirty rap songs
Stop it hit the floor like teaching John it still [E] takes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my jump [Am] pick out the season stems
The highest hair up line through [Em] palm oil skating on bacon ribs
So roll roll the 83
Cadillac move to build if I take some of these just don't sell I bet my cabbie wheel
Well, [G] it was just sundown in a small white town.
[Am] They call it eastside Palm [G] Hill
Well when the afro man walked through the white [D] in houses went up for sale
[G] I was standing on the corner selling rap CDs [Am] when I met a little girl named [G] Jan
Yeah, I had a ride in my caddy cuz I didn't know what [B] daddy was the leader of the cool club class
We fucked on the bed fucked [A] on the floor
Oh, [B] I grew a fucking afro then I fucked to the left
I fucked to the right my dick to the [Gm] shit turn white
I thought to myself she but [Gb] she got my ass looking [G] like a zebra
I put on my clothes and I was on my [D] way until I did it
_ So I ran I jumped up the back window, but I daddy he was waiting with a [Am] two-by-four
Oh, he beat me to the left.
He [B] beat me to the right the motherfucker who my [C] ass all right
I ain't mad at her prejudice dad.
That's the best damn pussy I ever had
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[F] Baby _ _ _ that's all we need come on we can go [E] to the ball got [F] the dog smoke that
We and that's a marijuana burn.
[N] We can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs
Stop hit the ball like teaching to sell taste from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint pick out the season stamps
Feeling high as hell [C] fine through Palmdale skating on dating rings.
Come on, so roll roll the 83
Cadillac move the bill
If a tape simmers kitties just don't say I bet my [Cm] cabbie will I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair, but damn she looked good
I took her to my [Em] house cuz she was fine, but she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine
_ From Japan never made [Dm] love with an African
I fucked the world's what I fucked it twice why ain't that easy like shrimp fried rice don't be a [Am] man
Stories I tell you tell you a woman in the heart of Australia had a [G] big big titties, too
So [C] I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo [G] see I met this woman from Hawaii stuck it in her ass and she [C] said
I lips was brainless pussy was love dinner titties busted open with the wine
[B] It was that Colonel Sanders wife in the state of Kentucky
She said I brought some tea and if you [C] just but me came in her mouth, it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
Go 45 and to zigzags, baby.
That's all we need
We can go to the ball at the dog smoke that
We up and as a marijuana bird we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the ball like teaching
[E] I _ _
[A] _ met Dolly Parton in Tennessee her titties were filled with Hennessy
That country [G] music really drove me crazy, but [C] I rode that [Bm] and said [Eb] yes miss Daisy
[A] Met this [B] lady in Oklahoma put that pussy [C] in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan I can't wait till I fuck that bitch [Dm] again
Met [A] a real black girl down in South [B] Carolina [C] fucked her till she turned to a white albino
Fucked [G] this hooker in [A] Iowa [C] I fucked her on credit so I owe her
Fucked this girl down in Georgia came in her mouth, man I'm proud I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy hoe she just ran [Bm] across the border of Mexico
Fine [C] young thing said her name's Marina I wrapped her up just like a hot [Dm] tortilla
[N] I wanna get married but I can't afford it I know I'ma cry when she get deported
Go 45 and to zigzags, baby.
That's all we need
We can go to the ball at the dog smoke that
We up and as a marijuana bird we can take our turn singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the ball like a teaching dog _
_ Have you ever went over a girl's house to fuck but the pussy just ain't no good
I mean you getting upset cause you can't get her wet plus you in the wrong neighborhood
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy but it take her so long to come
Then a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend and he ask you where you from
So you wipe your mouth and you try to explain you start talking real fast
But he already mad cause you fucking his woman so he start beating on your ass
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your dick was hard but now it's soft
You thought you had a girl to rock your world now you still gotta get jacked off
Go 45 and to zigzags, baby.
That's all we need _ _ _ _ _ _