Teddy Picker Chords by Arctic Monkeys

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_ _ _ _ _ _ This man up to that point where they broke
_ The first time before they have told a [D] joke
[A] I see a desperation to be seen _ _
Staring at the television screen
_ This man up to that point where they broke
Oh, cute to tell the fucking first time before you have told a joke _ _
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
We wasn't in the top 100 [D] list
And [F] it's the thousandth [E] time that it's even broader
[Am]
Don't be surprised when you get flint [F] over
They [E] told you, but you were dying [Eb] for it
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Sorry, I think when it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it whatever they need
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and the magazine
_ You reckon that they do it for a joke?
_ You reckon that they make them take a note?
Says that we are _ defenders _ _
Many pose the old _ professional
_ _ _ _ Pretenders are around
_ _ _ [C] When did your [F] list replace [E] the twist and tear [Am] at the fist?
_ Replace the kids' own [F] chances?
Think [E] about it, I don't want your love
_ Save it for the [A] morning after _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ And [F] it's the thousandth time [E] that it's even [Am] bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent [F] over
They told [E] you, but you were dying [Am] for it
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Let's have a game on the teddy [E] picker
Not quick enough, can I have it [A] quicker?
Already thinking, you're getting thicker
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Let's have a game on the teddy [E] picker
Not quick enough, can I have it [A] quicker?
Already thinking, you're getting [Eb] thicker
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Presuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the [E] people
_ _ _ _ When there's people [C]
like [Gbm] you? _ _ _ _ _ _