Chords for Benny Bell - Shaving Cream w/LYRICS

_ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[C] _ I have a sad story to tell you.
_ It may hurt your feelings [Dm] a bit. _
[G] _ _ [D] Last night when I walked
into [C] my bathroom, [C#] _ _ [D] I stepped in [B] a big pile [C] of _ shaving cream.
Be nice and clean.
_ [F] Shave
[C] every day and [G] you'll always [C] look keen. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I think I'll break off with my girlfriend.
_ _ Her antics
are queer, I'll admit. _ _
[D] _ _ Each time I say, darling, [Am] I love you, [C#] _ she [D] tells me [A#] that I'm full [C] of shaving
cream.
_ Be nice and clean.
_ Shave [F] every day and [Dm] you'll always [C] look keen. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Our baby's a
baby fell out of the window.
_ _ You'd think that her head would [G] be slit. _
_ _ But good luck was
with her [C] that morning.
[C#] _ She [D] fell in [B] a barrel [C] of shaving cream.
_ Be nice and clean.
_ [F] Shave
every day and [G] you'll always [C] look keen. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ An old lady died in a bathtub. _
_ _ She died from
a terrible [G] fit. _
_ _ In order to fulfill [C] her wishes, [A] _ she [D] was buried [G] in six feet [C] of shaving cream.
_ Be nice and clean.
_ [F] _ Shave every day and [G] you'll always [C] look keen. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ When I was in France with
the army, _ _ _ one day I looked into [G] my kit. _
_ _ [Dm] I thought I would find me [C] a sandwich.
[A] _ But I
thought [D] the darn thing [G] was loaded [C] with shaving cream.
_ Be nice and clean.
_ [A#] Shave every [F] day
and [G] you'll always [C] look keen. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ And now, folks, my story is ended. _
_ _ I think it is time I [D] should
quit. _
[Bm] _ _ If [Dm] any of you feel [C] _ offended, [A] _ stick [D] your head in [G] a barrel [C] of shaving cream.
_ Be nice
and clean.
_ [F] _ Shave [Am] every day and you'll _ [C] always look keen.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
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