Chords for Jim Nesbitt - Shaving Cream

_ [C] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
[G] _ _ _ _ [C] I have a sad story to tell you, it may hurt your feelings [G] a bit. _
Last night when I [C] walked in my bathroom, [D] I stepped in a big [C] pile of
Shave and clean, be nice and clean, [F]
shave every day and you'll [C] always look keen. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I think I'll break off with my girlfriend, her antics are queer [G] I'll admit.
_ Each time I say darling I love [C#] you, [D] she tells me that I'm [C] full of
Shave and clean, be nice and clean, [F] [C] shave every day and you'll always look keen.
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Our baby fell out of the window, you'd think that her head would be [G] split.
But good luck was with her that morning, [D] she fell in a barrel [C] of
Shave and clean, be nice and clean, [F] shave every [G] day and you'll [C] always look keen.
[Em] _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ An [C] old lady she died in the bathtub, she died from a terrible [G] fit.
In order to fulfill her [C#] wishes, she was buried in [C] six feet of
Shave and clean, be nice and [F] clean, shave every day [D] and you'll [C] always look keen. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ When I was in France with the army, _ one day I looked into my kit.
I thought I would find me a sandwich, [D] but the darn thing [G] was loaded [C] with
Shave and clean, be nice and clean, shave every [D] day and you'll always [C] look keen.
_ _ _ [B] _
[C] _ _ _ _ And now folks my story is ended, I think it is time I [G] should quit.
If any of you [C] feel offended, [D] stick your head in a [C] barrel of
Shave and clean, be nice and clean, [F]
[Em] shave every day and you'll [C] always look keen. _ _ _
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