Big Weenie Chords by Eminem

[C] _ _ I don't understand, man.
Why are [Cm] you being so [C] mean?
You're a mean, mean man!
[C]
You're just jealous of me cause you, you just [Fm] can't do what I [C] do
So instead of just admitting it, you [Cm] walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about [C] me cause you're a meanie A [Cm] meanie
But only cause you're just [C] really jealous of me
Cause I'm [C] what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot when [Cm] you say these mean things
Cause it's easy to see
You're really [Fm] just a big [C] meanie Big [Cm] meanie Alright, listen
[C] I need you to focus
[C] I need you to go dig deep in your mind
This is important
[Cm] We are going to perform [C] an experiment of the sort
[Ab] And I'm going to [C] have to ask you to bear with me for a [Cm] moment
Now I need you to [C] open your mind to rise [C] close to me
You are now about to be placed under my [Cm] hypnosis
For the next four and [C] a half minutes
We are going to [C] explore into your mind to find out why you're so fucking jealous
Now why do they make you who?
Pippity-paka-poo [C]-poo
Psych, I'm kidding
I just wanted to see if you're still [Cm] listening
Okay, now I need your undivided attention
[C] Sir, I have a question
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension?
From the moment that [C] I enter into the room
It gets all quiet and [Cm] whispered
Whenever this conversation
Why am I always [C] mentioned?
I've been dying to ask
It's been itching at me as [Cm] it is
Because you're just jealous [C] of me
Cause you, you just [C] can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You [Cm] walk around and say
All kinds of really mean things about [Fm] me cause you're a [C] meanie
A meanie
But [Cm] only cause you're just [C] really jealous of me
Cause I'm [C] what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you [Cm] say these mean things
Cause it's so easy to see
You're really [Ab] just a big [C] meanie Big meanie
Alright, now why?
I just flubbed a line
I was going to say something extremely important
But I [Cm] forgot who or what it was
I fucked up
[C] Psych, I'm kidding again
You idiot, no I didn't
[Cm] That's just what you wanted to hear [C] from me
Is that I fucked up, bae
That I could bust one take
Without looking at no [Cm] tape
It doesn't take a bunch of takes
For me to stand here in this [Ab] booth all day
[C] For me to say the truth
Okay, you're drooling
You [Cm] have tooth decay
Your mouth is open [C] You're disgusting
What the fuck [C] do you eat for lunch?
A bunch of sweets or something?
What?
A bunch, a bunch, a [Cm] crunch and munch?
Your teeth is rotten
The gum, your breastings
Wanna [Ab] do some gum?
[C] Yes, I do some
What am I a abuser of?
[Cm] An intruder of?
Marshall, I'm [C] so jealous of you
Please say you [C] won't tell nobody
I'd be so embarrassed
I'm just absolutely [Cm] terrified
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying
All these [C] terrible, evil, and awful mean things
It's my own [Cm] insecurity
You're just jealous [C] of me
Cause you, you just [C] can't do what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You [Cm] walk around and say
All kinds [C] of really mean things about [C] me
Cause you're a meanie, a [Cm] meanie
But only cause you're just really jealous of me
Cause I'm [C] what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you [Cm] say these mean things
Cause it's so easy to see
You're really [Fm] just a big [C] meanie, big meanie
[Cm] Alright, now we, [C] we're going to conduct
[C] That experiment that we were talking about earlier
[Cm] Just to see what a frog [C] looks like
When it takes to its [C] ecstasy
Cause that's exactly what your eyes look like
When [Cm] it's like to see, here's a mirror
[C] Notice the resemblance here?
[C] Wait, let me put these sunglasses on
Now look in this mirror
[Cm] How about now?
What do you have in common?
[C] You're both green with envy
And look like idiots with sunglasses [Cm] on them
You look like I [C] sound like
Singing about [C] weenies
Now take my weenie out of your mouth
This is [Cm] between me and you
I know you're not [C] happy
[Ab] I know you'd much [C] rather see me lying
In the corner of a [C] room somewhere crying
Curled up in a ball
Tweaked [C] out of my mind, dying
There's no denying
That [Cm] my weenie's much bigger than yours is
Mine is like [Ab] sticking a [C] banana between two oranges
Why are you even [Cm] doing this to yourself?
It's [C] pointless
Why do we have [C] to keep on going through this?
This is torturous
[Cm] My point is this
That if [C] you say mean things
[Ab] Your weenie will [C] shrink
Now I forgot what the chorus is
[Cm] You're just jealous [C] of me
Cause you, you just [C] can't hear what I do
So instead of just admitting it
You walk [Cm] around and say
All kinds [C] of really mean things about [Fm] me
Cause you're a [C] weenie A weenie
But [Cm] only cause you're just really [C] jealous of me
Cause I'm [C] what you wanna be
So you just look like an idiot
When you [Cm] say these mean things
Cause it's easy to see
You're really [Ab] just a big [C] weenie Big weenie
[C] Fuck my dick
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