Chords for Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (Album Version)

_ _ Ha ha, well now, we call this the act of mating.
But, there are several other very important differences between human beings and animals that you should know about. _
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_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _ [C] Sweat, baby, sweat, [Eb] baby, sex is a Texas drought, me and [Bb] you do the kind of stuff that [Ab] only Brits would sing about.
So put [C] your hands down my pants, and [Eb] I'll bet you'll feel nuts.
Yes, [Bb] I'm Cisco, yes, I'm Ebert, and [Ab] you're getting two thumbs up.
You've had [C] enough of two-hand touch, you want [Eb] it rough, you're out of bounds.
I want [Bb] you smothered, want you covered like [Ab] my Waffle House hash browns.
Got my c**k up [C] in FedEx, never reaching Apex, just like Google [Eb] Call Stock.
You are inclined to make [Bb] me rise an hour early, just [Ab] like Daylight Savings Time.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Ab] Discovery Channel.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Ab] Discovery Channel.
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the kind you clean [Eb] up with a mop and bucket.
[Bb] The lost catacombs of Egypt, [Ab] only God knows where we stuck it.
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Hieroglyphics, let me be specific, I wanna [Eb] be down in your South Seas, but I got [Bb] this notion that the ocean of your ocean.
[Ab] Small craft advisory, so if I [C] capsize and you prize, I'd copy five.
[Eb] You sunk my battleship, please turn [Bb] me on, a Mr.
Coffee will [Ab] then haunt a paddock trip, so show [C] me yours, I'll show you mine.
Till time, [Eb] you'll love it just like Lau, and then [Bb] we'll do it doggie style, so we [Ab] can both watch X-Files.
You [Cm]
and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Ab] Discovery Channel.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Ab] Discovery Channel.
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and me, baby, [Eb] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Abm] Discovery Channel.
[Cm] You and me, baby, [Ebm] ain't nothing but mammals, so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Ab] Discovery Channel.
[Cm] You and me baby [Eb] ain't nothing but mammal so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Ab] Discovery Channel.
[Cm] You and me baby [Eb] ain't nothing but mammal so [Bb] let's do it like they do on the [Ab] Discovery Channel.
In Horne [Cm]-na!
In Horne-na!
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