Chords for Bo Burnham - Can't Handle This (Kanye Rant) - MAKE HAPPY Netflix [HD]

I went to Kanye West's recent tour, the Yeezus tour.
It was a big, dramatic, theatrical show.
He did something very strange at the end of his show, where he ranted.
For like 20 minutes, it was kind of a rant, kind of a song.
He had auto-tune on his voice, and there was an instrumental in the background.
Like this instrumental.
_ _ _ Talked about his [F#m] problems. _
Race.
_ Power.
_ [Bm] His $90 t-shirts weren't selling very well.
That was most of it.
And I watched this.
[G] _ I thought, maybe I could do this.
I'll be honest, my problems [D] aren't as high stakes as Kanye's.
But I have problems.
_ And maybe a crowd in [F#m] New York would be nice enough to indulge me.
So as we get to the end of a night of theater, and comedy, and sweaters coming [Bm] on and off,
I got one question for you.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] And that question is_
_ _ _ _ [D] Can I say my shit?
_ _ _ [F#] New York.
Can I say [C#m] my shit?
_ I got lots of shit [Bm] to say.
I got lots of shit to say.
_ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Em] I [D] can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can.
I have a huge amount of trouble [F#] fitting my hand [C#] inside of a Pringle can.
I can get my hand like four inches into the can, but then [Bm] I have to tilt the can into [B] my mouth.
But by that point, a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom [G] of the can.
So they all go spilling onto my face.
[Em] What I'm trying to say is the [D] diameter of Pringle cans is way too small.
_ I'll say it again, the [F#] diameter of Pringle cans is way too small.
[C#] Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too [Bm] small.
If you feel me, put your hands up.
Come on.
If you feel me, put your hands [G] up.
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside a Pringle can.
[D] Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can.
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can.
[F#] You [C#] think you can?
I know you can.
You think you can?
Pringles, listen [Bm] to the people.
I am sure 90% of the complaint letters you get are about the width of your cans.
Just [G] make them wider. _ _
I've overdone the Pringles thing.
[Em] Sorry.
_ [D] I want to have a daughter.
Want to have a daughter.
[F#] So I can [C#] finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in a Pringle can.
Yes, [Bm] I'm still on the Pringle cans thing.
Yeah.
I'll move on.
Alright?
_ [G] But that is priority [G] number one.
_ [A] _ _ [D] I don't go to the gym, because I'm self-conscious about my body.
Body, body, [F#] body, body.
But I'm [C#] self-conscious about my body, because I don't go to the gym.
Ironing can be [Bm] so painful.
[B] That's a catch [Bm]-22.
_ [G] _ _ _
_ Let's do [Em] this.
_ [D] I went to Chipotle.
Went to Chipotle.
[F#] _ [F#m] _
[C#] Got myself a chicken burrito.
_ [B] I went down the line.
I got like all these ingredients.
And then at the end of the line, the guy tried to [G] wrap the burrito.
But half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out.
He still [Em] wrapped it.
I was like, dude, you should have [D] warned me.
You're a burrito expert.
You should have told me halfway through.
Hey man, you might be reaching maximum [F#] burrito capacity here.
[C#] Do you think I want a messy burrito?
No one wants a messy burrito.
[B] The whole appeal of a burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained within the confines of the tortilla.
[G] I wouldn't have gotten half this shit, if I knew what's gonna fit in the [Em] burrito.
Alright, look.
I wouldn't have [D] gotten the lettuce if I knew what would have fitted.
Wouldn't have gotten the cheese if I knew what would have fit.
Wouldn't [F#] have gotten the peppers if I knew they wouldn't [C#] fit.
I wouldn't have gotten, gotten, gotten, gotten_
Have a bit [B] like I'm okay with small mistakes.
If you got no more chicken, I'll [G] take pork
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a [E] burrito with [D] a fork
Wouldn't I got the lettuce if I knew I wouldn't?
Wouldn't I got the cheese if I knew [F#m] I wouldn't? _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
_ Have a bit like have a bit [G] right now
I think it's time.
I think it's time that we break [D] it down _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
[G] _ I _ _ [D] can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are Pringle cans [G#] and burritos
The truth is my biggest problem's [Bm] you.
I want to please you but I want to stay
true to myself.
I want to [G] give you the night out that you deserve but I want to
say what I think and not care what you think about [D] it.
A part of me loves you
Part of me hates you.
[F#] [F#m] Part of me needs you.
Part of me fears [Bm] you.
I don't think that I can handle this right now
Handle [G] this right now.
I don't think that I can handle this right now
[Em] _ _ [D] I don't think that I can _ _ _ handle this [F#] right _ _ now
Look at them they're just staring at me [Bm] like come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental [G] health
And laugh as he attempts to give you what he cannot give [D] himself
I don't think that I can handle this right.
I don't think that I can handle this [F#m] right
But they don't even [C#m] know the half of it right.
But they don't even know the half of it
But [B] I know I'm not a doctor.
I'm a pussy I put on a silly [G] show
I should probably just shut up and do my job so here [D] I go
Wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew I wouldn't.
Wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew I [F#m] wouldn't
Wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't.
Wouldn't have got half
[Bm] You can tell them anything if you just make it funny make it [G] rhyme
And if they still don't understand you then you will run [D] it one more time
I don't think that I can handle this right.
_ _ Handle this [F#m] right. _
Handle this right
You don't even know the half of this [Bm] right now.
Right now
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
Handle this right.
Handle this right.
Handle this [D] right now
Thank you.
Good night.
I [G] hope you're happy
_ [G#] _ _ _ _ _