Cartoons and Vodka - Official Music Video - Jinkx Monsoon Chords

[N] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
[E] _ _ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
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_ _ _ _ [F#] Baby, I've [Bm] been stomping around in these heels [E] for all the goddamn [F#] _ day.
I got [Bm] aches and annoyance from living [E] to earn [F#] my pay.
And some [B] peace and quiet from [F#] you would really [Bm] go a long [F#] way, so ease it [Bm] down. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ You see, I'm [A] tired.
_ [G] I'm spent.
I'm [D] really feeling my _ age.
You [A] know life is twice [G] as hard when you're living [D]
half on the _ stage.
[Em] And I barely have [A] the energy [D] to sing you this [Bm] song, so let's [Em] get some _ cartoons [A] and vodka
and [D] do them all [Bm] night _ long.
[Em] _
_ _ _ [A] _ Are [D] you ready for some [B] fun?
Drink [E] them down, drink [A] them down, drink them _ down.
[B] _ _ Drink [E] them down, drink [A] them down, drink them [F#] down.
_ _ _ _ [Bm] You can call me juvenile, _ _ but I'm picky on how I spend [F#] my _ time.
Don't you know [Bm] it takes two crates of makeup to go out looking this _ [F#]
fine?
I [Bm] don't work these nails to the bone to hear [D] you squabble and whine, so help [Bm] me out. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ You better believe that [A] I'm hot, _ [G] I'm wet, and [D] it's really not fair.
Takes more [A] than a taco glass of [G]
you there, honey, [D] to bring me up.
And _ _ [Em] I've been too blown [A] to rest these bones [D] for a long country _ [Bm]
mile, so let's get [Em] some
_ cartoons and [A]
vodka and [D] put them on for all.
[Bm] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _
Now give [D] me some of that _ [B]
smile.
Drink them [E] down, drink them [A]
down, drink them _ down.
[B] Oh, _ drink them [E] down, drink them [A]
down, drink them [F#] down.
Oh.
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_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ Are _ [D] you ready for [B] some fun?
Drink them down, drink [A] them down, drink them down.
_ [B] Oh.
Drink [E] them down, drink them [A] down, drink them down.
_ [F#] _
Oh. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ [E] Let's [A] drink them down, [D] let's drink [B] _ _ [E] _
_ [A] them down, drink [D] them _ [B] _ _
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[B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
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[D] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
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_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [B] _ _
[E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ [B]
down.
[E] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
[D] This _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ was a mistake.
[A#] _ But I'm a mistake. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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