Chords for Chas and Dave - The Sideboard Song (1979)
Tempo:
131.1 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
Dm
Ab
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Dm] I phoned up last night, she was going to spare, she was in a tent, my pulling out her ear,
your sister's smoking a scrap of it, and he said, father, don't you remember, he said,
[C] I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it out if he comes [C] round here.
I said to her mother, let me have a taller dad, so he comes to the [G] telephone, wasn't
half mad, since she's got no sense of silly little count, if he comes round here, [C] there's
gonna be a row.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care [G] if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here.
I tell her something else, you know he's never got a job, he hangs around the back of [G] his
shop, a lazy little yob, mother says, calm down dad, he's alright, they're out there
[C] snogging him to passage all night.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
Thingy was a tramp, when I snuffled on, he seen me, looks like [G] somebody that I can't
drag in, never got no money, smoked all my fags, got old, so [C] I was hanging in there.
On top of that he said to tell her why I got the arms, tell her [G] skinny little fanny never
sticking out the button there, stuff into the fitness shoes, they're running out of
clothes, and they're people who take their [C] liberty to punch them on the nose.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
[G]
[C]
[G]
[Dm] [C]
[Ab] [N]
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round [E]
here.
I don't care, I [C]
don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out, and a side ball dear.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, I don't care if he comes
[C] I can't pick up that.
[G] [C] [N]
your sister's smoking a scrap of it, and he said, father, don't you remember, he said,
[C] I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it out if he comes [C] round here.
I said to her mother, let me have a taller dad, so he comes to the [G] telephone, wasn't
half mad, since she's got no sense of silly little count, if he comes round here, [C] there's
gonna be a row.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care [G] if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here.
I tell her something else, you know he's never got a job, he hangs around the back of [G] his
shop, a lazy little yob, mother says, calm down dad, he's alright, they're out there
[C] snogging him to passage all night.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
Thingy was a tramp, when I snuffled on, he seen me, looks like [G] somebody that I can't
drag in, never got no money, smoked all my fags, got old, so [C] I was hanging in there.
On top of that he said to tell her why I got the arms, tell her [G] skinny little fanny never
sticking out the button there, stuff into the fitness shoes, they're running out of
clothes, and they're people who take their [C] liberty to punch them on the nose.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
[G]
[C]
[G]
[Dm] [C]
[Ab] [N]
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round [E]
here.
I don't care, I [C]
don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out, and a side ball dear.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, I don't care if he comes
[C] I can't pick up that.
[G] [C] [N]
Key:
C
G
Dm
Ab
E
C
G
Dm
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] I phoned up last night, she was going to spare, she was in a tent, my pulling out her ear,
your sister's smoking a scrap of it, and he said, father, don't you remember, he said,
[C] I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it out if he comes [C] round here.
I said to her mother, let me have a taller dad, so he comes to the [G] telephone, wasn't
half mad, since she's got no sense of silly little count, if he comes round here, [C] there's
gonna be a row.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care [G] if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here.
I tell her something else, you know he's never got a job, he hangs around the back of [G] his
shop, a lazy little yob, mother says, calm down dad, he's alright, they're out there
[C] snogging him to passage all night.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
Thingy was a tramp, when I snuffled on, he seen me, looks like [G] somebody that I can't
drag in, never got no money, smoked all my fags, got old, so [C] I was hanging in there.
On top of that he said to tell her why I got the arms, tell her [G] skinny little fanny never
sticking out the button there, stuff into the fitness shoes, they're running out of
clothes, and they're people who take their [C] liberty to punch them on the nose.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [N] _
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round [E] _
here.
I don't care, _ _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out, and a side ball dear.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, _ _ _ I don't care if he comes
[C] I can't pick up that. _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] I phoned up last night, she was going to spare, she was in a tent, my pulling out her ear,
your sister's smoking a scrap of it, and he said, father, don't you remember, he said,
[C] I don't care, I don't care, I [G] don't care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it out if he comes [C] round here.
I said to her mother, let me have a taller dad, so he comes to the [G] telephone, wasn't
half mad, since she's got no sense of silly little count, if he comes round here, [C] there's
gonna be a row.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care [G] if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here.
I tell her something else, you know he's never got a job, he hangs around the back of [G] his
shop, a lazy little yob, mother says, calm down dad, he's alright, they're out there
[C] snogging him to passage all night.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
Thingy was a tramp, when I snuffled on, he seen me, looks like [G] somebody that I can't
drag in, never got no money, smoked all my fags, got old, so [C] I was hanging in there.
On top of that he said to tell her why I got the arms, tell her [G] skinny little fanny never
sticking out the button there, stuff into the fitness shoes, they're running out of
clothes, and they're people who take their [C] liberty to punch them on the nose.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out if he comes round here, if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, got my beer, let mother
sort it out, I don't [C] care if he comes round here.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [N] _
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round [E] _
here.
I don't care, _ _ _ _ _ I _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ don't care, I don't [G] care if he comes round here, got my beer and a side
ball dear, let mother sort it [C] out, and a side ball dear.
I don't care, I don't care, I don't care if he comes round here.
I got my beer, let mother sort it [G] out, and a side ball dear, _ _ _ I don't care if he comes
[C] I can't pick up that. _
_ [G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [N] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _