Chords for Joe Brown - Ain't No Pleasing You - Live In Liverpool

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_ _ _ This is Adam, he's my ukulele bearer.
_ Thank you Adam. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Ladies and gentlemen, this next song, excuse me, _ _ _ _ _ was written and performed by two of my favourite people in this business.
Both of these blokes, _ in my opinion, are very underrated musically.
Because apart from the stuff they play in their show, one of them plays a five string banjo, bluegrass banjo.
And he's a real virtuoso, his name's Dave.
And the other bloke, _ Chaz, he _ _ _ _ _ plays most everything else.
And he's a good guitar player too, is Chaz.
Anyway, I phoned him up before we started this tour and said to him,
Charlie, I said I'm thinking of doing one of your songs in my show, what do you reckon?
And he said, well, John, come round here, come round here, come round here, you can butter.
[G] Sure as heck, I said, _ _ _ _ _ are you sure about that?
_ _ You see, that's what I like [C] about them two.
_ They're the only people in show business that make me sound like an old [Eb] coward. _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ [C] I built my life around you, [B] did what I thought was right.
[C] But you never cared about me, [Am] now [A] I've seen the light.
[D] Oh darling, _ _ [G] _
there's no [C] pleasing you.
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [C] You seem to think that everything [B] I ever did was wrong.
[C] I should have known it [A] all along.
[D] Oh darling, _ _ [G] _
there's no [C] pleasing [F] you.
_ [C] _ _
You only had to say the word, _ and you [F] knew what to do with. _ _
You [C] had me where you wanted me, _ but you [F] went and blew it. _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ Now everything [F] I ever done _ [Bb] was only done for you.
[D] _ _
But [G] now you _ [D] can go and do _ [G] just what you want to do.
_ I'm telling you, _ [C] cos I ain't gonna be much [B] of a fool no [Eb] more.
[C] You've done it once, too [Am] often, what do [A] you take me for?
[D] Oh darling, _ _ [Em] _ _
[G] there's no [C] pleasing you.
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [C] You seem to think that everything [B] I ever did was [Gbm] wrong.
[C] _ I should have known it [A]
all along.
[D] Oh darling, _ _ [G] _
there's no [C] pleasing you.
[F] _ _ [C] _ _
You only had to say the word, _ and you [F] knew what to do with. _ _
You [C] had me where you wanted me, _ but you [F] went and blew it.
Now [Bb] everything _ I [F] ever done was [Bb] only done for you.
[D] _ _
But [G] now you can go [D] and do just [G] what you want to do.
I'm telling you, [C] cos I ain't gonna be much of a [B] fool no more.
[C] You've done it once, too often, [A] what do you take me for?
[D] Oh darling, _ _ [G] _
there's no pleasing [C] you.
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [C] And if you think I don't mean what I'm [B] saying, I'm only bluffing.
[C] You've got another thing coming, I'm [A] telling you that for nothing.
[D] Darling, I'm believing [G] _
that's what I'm gonna [C] _ _ do.
[B] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [D] Darling, I'm believing [G] _ that's what I'm [C] gonna _ [F] _ _
[C] [G] do.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _