Craigslist Chords by Weird Al Yankovic

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_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ WOW YEAH!
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_ [A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] You [Em] got a [A] 65 _ [Em] _ _ [A] Chevy [Em] _
_ [A] Malibu
[E] _ _ [A] _ [Em] With automatic [A] _ [Em] drive
[A] A _ [Em]
custom [A] paint job too
_ _ _ I'll trade you for my old [Em] _ _ [A] wheelbarrow
[Em] And a [A] slightly used [Em] _ [A] sombrero
[E] And I'll even [D] throw in [C#] a stapler [C] if you [B] _
_ _ insist
_ _ _ [Em] _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ Craigslist!
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_ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ [Em] I'm on [A] Craigslist baby [Em] come [A] on!
_ [Em]
Yeah
[A] Well [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ [Em] we shared [A] a quick [Em] glance
[A] _ Saturday [Em] [A] at the mall
[Em] _ _ [A] I [Em] never [A] took a [Em] chance
_ [D] _ [A] [E] Never approached [A] you at all
[Em] _ _ [A] You [E] were a blonde [A] half-Asian [E] with a fat [A] case of gas
[Em] I was wearing [A] red Speedos and [Em] a [A] hockey mask
[E] Come on let's [D] find that love [C#] connection [C] that [B] we _ missed
_ _ _ [Em] I'm _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [A] Craigslist!
_ [Em] _
_ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ [A] _ [Em] Yeah _ [A] Craigslist [Em] come [A] on!
_ [Em] _
_ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [A] [Em] I'm on _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ [A] Craigslist!
_ [B] _
Well baby, _ maybe you [E] ought to [A] be involved
[Em] But y'all could [A] all be [Em] mad
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ [Em] _
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[A] An open letter [Em] to the snotty [A] barista
[Em] At the Coffee [A] Bean on San [Em] Vicente [A] Boulevard
[Em] I know there were [A] 20 people [Em] behind me in line
[A] But I [Em] was on a cell [A] phone call with [Em] my mother
[F#m] _ [Em] Didn't you [A] see me hold up [Em] my index [A] finger?
That [Em]
means [A] I'll order my [Em] soy decaf [A] hazelnut latte in [Em] just a couple [A] minutes
[Em] So what's with the [A] attitude lady?
[E] _
[A] No [Em] tip for you
[A] _ [E] Got a trash [A] can of [Em] styrofoam [A] peanuts
_ [Em] _
[A] You can have them [Em] for free
[A] _ [E] You can drop [A] by on the weekend
_ [Em]
And [A] pick them up [Em] from me
[A] _ [Em] But the trash [A] can ain't part of the [Em] deal
[A] _ [Em] Only giving [A] you the peanuts
[Em] [A] Get real don't [Em] have no [A] hefty bags
[Em] So [A] bring your own
[Em] Don't bug me [D] with questions [E] on [D] the phone
[Em]
Don't ask for [A] help
Don't [Em] waste my [A] time
[Em]
And don't [A] complain
Cause they won't cost you a dime
Just [Em] ask yourself
Do you want my styrofoam [A] [Em] peanuts?
You can [C] have my styrofoam [A] peanuts
Do you want my styrofoam [E] peanuts?
[D] You can have them all
_ _ [Em] I'm on _ [A] _ _ [Em] Craigslist [A] _ [Em] Yeah
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_ [A] _ [Em] Craigslist
[A] Oh baby [Em] come on
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ [Em] I'm on [A] Craigslist [Em] Craigslist _ [A] Craigslist
[Em] I'm on [A] Craigslist [Em] Craigslist _ [Am] Craigslist
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_ _ _ Craigslist _ _ _
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