Chords for Cyndago - Blonde Boyz (Audio)

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[Gm] _ _ _ _ [Bb] We're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys [Am] do.
Each hair, [F] fair [Gm] skin, makes the ladies swoop.
[Fm] We're just blonde boys doing what [Gb] blonde boys do.
[Eb] [C] Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' our coo.
We're [Gm] just blonde boys doing what blonde boys [Am] do.
Catch me in [Dm] the top of the border half past you.
[Cm] I'm Tommy.
I'm Ethan.
And I'm Jerome.
Here's a one-way ticket [F] to the blonde boys zone.
What's [Gm] up?
I'm Ethan, and I'm 14.
Slaying all these women with my massive peen.
I've got a couple of hobbies, besides being blonde,
[Eb] like performing for the boys with [F] my ribbon ribs on.
I drink [Gm] lots of soda and hang [N] out at malls.
I used to skateboard, but I knocked out a boss.
All I need in life is my boys in my cup.
[F] Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bruv.
Hey [G] yo, I'm Tommy, and I'm [N] 19.
I like to lift weights and wear sunscreen.
SPF 100?
I hope it's in stock,
cause I rub it [Eb] on my nips and [Gm] the bell end of my cock.
The public, the media, they're on our [N] side.
With skin so white, we've got nothing to hide.
TV and movies, they're made for us.
This lack of pigment, [F] it's a major plus.
We're [G] just blonde boys doing what blonde boys [A] do.
Jerome almost taught me how to sip this brew.
We're [Fm] just blonde boys doing what [Gm] blonde boys do.
We're boiling in the [F] jug, cooking like a stew.
We're just [Gm] blonde boys doing what blonde boys [Am] do.
Yeah, we're chilling [Dm] in the tub, and thank God they're nude.
[Cm] I'm Tommy.
I'm Ethan.
[Bb] And I'm Jerome.
Here's a one [F]-way ticket to the blonde boys zone.
[Gm] Howdy, I'm Jerome, and I'm 37.
[N] I've been blessed with these sweet blonde boys from heaven.
Bought me and the boys some blonde hair dye.
Now we [Cm] get the ladies wet [F] like a slip and slide.
When I [Gm] was their age, I didn't have many [N] friends.
But these sweet, moist boys keep me up on the trends.
They like to call me [Eb] dad, but I say no.
Can't [F] they see who I am?
I'm just another [Gm] blonde bro.
Sun-kissed hair like a can of soda [N] exploding.
And coating my head in golden like molten lava [F] flowing.
The blonde beauty is growing.
[Gb] [Eb] LeBron's envy is showing.
Because his girlfriend's [F] the one that I'm blowing.
Hair [Gm] like bananas, and we're hot as the [E] sun.
Sitting in [G] the tub, man, I'm hard as a gun.
Girls like blonde hair, and they like my dick.
[C] So I dye my pubes blonde so [F] I can get some dick.
I [G] mean suck my_
We're just blonde boys doing what blonde boys [Am] do.
I've got [N] the complexion of an albino baboon.
[Fm] We're just blonde boys doing what [Db] blonde boys do.
[Dm] To clarify, earlier in the song I didn't mean to say dick.
I [C] meant_
We're just blonde boys [Gm] doing what blonde boys do.
[Am] I'm much [F] older than the others, but I'm part of the crew.
[Cm] I'm Tommy.
[Bb] I'm Ethan.
And I'm Jerome.
Here's the one [Cm] way to [F] get to the_
Blonde boys zone!
[Gb] As the hot one of [Abm] the bunch, I tend to stay [N] erect.
If you're thinking three inches, then you're thinking correct.
I have the thickest yogurt slinger [Dbm] of our bleach blonde dongs.
Enough about your cop, man.
[Gb] Get back to the song.
We're splishing, [Abm] we're splashing, just freaking [N] around.
We're the raddest, the baddest blonde hunks in town.
I'm like a muscular boy, but I'm a bit more chubb.
But as long as I'm [Gb] blonde, I'm still in the club.
[Eb]
Blonde boys rule the [Ab] world.
[Bbm] _ Blonde [N] boys get the girls.
_ [A] Blonde boys [Ab] call the shots.
You know, [Dbm] OJ was, uh, was [Gb] innocent.
Wait, what?
Blonde boys pay the bills.
[Db] _ Blonde boys live the thrills.
[Gb] Blonde boys make the bank.
No, you guys, [B] I agree.
The glove didn't [Gb] fit in the weight.
Blonde boys rock the stage.
[Bbm] _ Blonde [Abm] boys love the cage.
[Eb] _
[Bb] Blonde boys love the [Abm] tub.
Mike, Mike, [Ebm] dad said the juice staged the moon landing?
_ Blonde boys lift the weights.
[Bbm] _
Blonde boys go on [Ab] dates.
_ [A] Blonde boys run [Ebm] the town.
[E] Come on, [Eb] boys, let's, uh, let's get our [Gb] prune on down to the tub.
Well, I was actually gonna ask about that.
See, my dad's got Ghost [Eb] Club in the woods tonight,
[Bm] so [Gb] there's no sheets on my bed, [B] and I was wondering if I could maybe stay with [Ebm] you?
Well, of course you can, Ethan.
Tommy, do you wanna join?
I'm a kid.
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