Chords for Da Yoopers - If She Farts On The First Date
Tempo:
73.15 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
C
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[D]
[C] [D] [G]
If you think you hooked the right woman, blow a fart and see [D] how she acts.
If she starts to squirm, looks at you like you're a jerk,
[C]
she's not a ten, [G] toss her back.
I was trying to snag me a beauty, I dropped a stinky one that [D] made her cry.
She choked on the smell, then told me to go to hell.
[C] I could care [D] less that she didn't [G] say goodbye.
If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
If [C] she burps [D] when she eats, [G] she's a catch.
If she farts under the sheets, [C]
makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, [G] yeah, you betcha.
[D]
[C] [D] [G]
[G] [C]
[D] [G]
Try slipping one in church, if she yells a good one, [D] she's a dream.
If she likes to get half-lit, yeah, loves to let them rip,
[C] then you've got yourself [D] a real [G] you for queen.
If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
If [C] she burps when [D] she eats, [G] she's a catch.
If she farts under the sheets, [C] makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha.
[D] Then she's a you for ten, yeah, you betcha.
Then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha.
[C] [D] [G]
If you think you hooked the right woman, blow a fart and see [D] how she acts.
If she starts to squirm, looks at you like you're a jerk,
[C]
she's not a ten, [G] toss her back.
I was trying to snag me a beauty, I dropped a stinky one that [D] made her cry.
She choked on the smell, then told me to go to hell.
[C] I could care [D] less that she didn't [G] say goodbye.
If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
If [C] she burps [D] when she eats, [G] she's a catch.
If she farts under the sheets, [C]
makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, [G] yeah, you betcha.
[D]
[C] [D] [G]
[G] [C]
[D] [G]
Try slipping one in church, if she yells a good one, [D] she's a dream.
If she likes to get half-lit, yeah, loves to let them rip,
[C] then you've got yourself [D] a real [G] you for queen.
If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
If [C] she burps when [D] she eats, [G] she's a catch.
If she farts under the sheets, [C] makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha.
[D] Then she's a you for ten, yeah, you betcha.
Then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha.
Key:
D
G
C
D
G
C
D
G
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ If you think you hooked the right woman, blow a fart and see [D] how she acts.
_ If she starts to squirm, looks at you like you're a jerk,
[C] _
she's not a ten, [G] toss her back.
_ I was trying to snag me a beauty, I dropped a stinky one that [D] made her cry.
_ _ She choked on the smell, then told me to go to hell.
[C] I could care [D] less that she didn't [G] say goodbye.
_ If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
If _ [C] she burps [D] when she eats, [G] she's a catch.
_ If she farts under the sheets, [C]
makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, [G] yeah, you betcha.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ Try slipping one in church, if she yells a good one, [D] she's a dream.
_ If she likes to get half-lit, yeah, loves to let them rip,
[C] then you've got yourself [D] a real [G] you for queen.
If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
_ If [C] she burps when [D] she eats, [G] she's a catch.
_ If she farts under the sheets, [C] makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha.
_ [D] Then she's a you for ten, yeah, you betcha.
_ _ Then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [D] _ [G] _
_ _ If you think you hooked the right woman, blow a fart and see [D] how she acts.
_ If she starts to squirm, looks at you like you're a jerk,
[C] _
she's not a ten, [G] toss her back.
_ I was trying to snag me a beauty, I dropped a stinky one that [D] made her cry.
_ _ She choked on the smell, then told me to go to hell.
[C] I could care [D] less that she didn't [G] say goodbye.
_ If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
If _ [C] she burps [D] when she eats, [G] she's a catch.
_ If she farts under the sheets, [C]
makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, [G] yeah, you betcha.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ Try slipping one in church, if she yells a good one, [D] she's a dream.
_ If she likes to get half-lit, yeah, loves to let them rip,
[C] then you've got yourself [D] a real [G] you for queen.
If she farts on the first date, [D] she's a keeper.
_ If [C] she burps when [D] she eats, [G] she's a catch.
_ If she farts under the sheets, [C] makes you smell her feet,
[D] then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha.
_ [D] Then she's a you for ten, yeah, you betcha.
_ _ Then she's a you for ten, yeah, [G] you betcha. _ _ _ _