Chords for Eminem - Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna Parody - Used To Be a Guy

[Gm] Just gonna stand here as my crotch [Eb] burns
That's [Bb] alright, because I got rid [F] of my worm
Lift [Gm] up my skirt and you'll be [Eb] surprised _
That's [Bb] alright, because I used to be [F] a guy
Used to [Gm] be a guy
You can't tell he used to be my grandson
You can only tell that he's [Eb] ladylike
He took scissors and cut off his [Bb] man pipe
Got double D's, applies lipstick [F] all night
It's so wrong that he kinda looks [Gm] right
High off of drugs, changed his name to Kate
[Eb] She likes to huff pain all day while she masturbates
[Bb] Seeing him in makeup really brings me down
Mini skirts and no panties when she hits the [Gm] town
Why can't we go back to the way it was
[Eb] When you was my grandpa and I was your grandson
[Bb] Having two grandmas is really tough
And what's with the red hair?
Are you nuts?
[Gm] Used to be Superman with the wind on your back
[Eb] Now you look like Lois Lane and you don't have a sack
[Bb] Come over here, grandpa, look me in the eyeball
I can't believe you turned into my grandma
Just [Gm] gonna stand here as my crotch [Eb] burns
That's [Bb] alright, because I got rid of [F] my worm
Lift up [Gm] my skirt and you'll be [Eb] surprised
_ That's [Bb] alright, because I used to be [F] a [Bb] guy
[Fm] Used to be [Gm] a guy _
_ [Eb] _ Used to be [Bb] a guy
I _ _ _ [Gm] love my poppy so much I can barely breathe
Now [Eb] instead of farts, I hear him smash his tweets
[Bb] Got a butcher of fuzzies, hiding away a monstrosity
Bragging about his kitty and titties
[Gm] Making bitchy ass faces, screwing away to higher places
[Eb] Taking boy toys to the ballgame for hot dogs and [Bb] lemonade
Gets mad and claims he's on the rack
Two grannies, a whole hamper full of panties
[Gm] The face of an old grump in a wig and makeup
[Eb] Forgot to take his meds and he won't shut up
[Bb] Everyone in town thinks he's old and gay
[Bb] So he picks fights outside of Old Country Buffet
[Gm] My friends say I've got a gill
[Eb] As he's strutting through the mall and his fancy high heels
[Bb] I guess in the end I'm glad for my poppy
He's horny, he's happy, he's got a [Gm] hot potty
Just gonna stand here as my crotch [Eb] burns
That's alright [Bb] because I got rid of [F] my [Bb] worm
Lift up [Gm] my skirt and you'll be [Eb] surprised
That's [Bb] alright because I used to be [F] a guy
Used to be [Gm] a guy _
_ [Eb] _ Used to be [Bb] a guy _
_ [F] _ [Bb] Used to be [Ebm] a guy _
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