Chords for Eminem - My Name Is (Dirty Version) (Official Music Video)

[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ 2, 3, 4
Tom and Harriet in the news
[F] My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My name is the [Abm] Slam [F] Lady
My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] _ [Ab] name is the [F] Slam Lady
[G] My name is what?
My [Bb] name is the [Ab] [F] Slam Lady
My name is the Slam Lady
Can I [D] have the attention [G] of the class?
My [Bb] name is what?
My [Ab] name is the Slam Lady
Hi kids, do you like Primus?
Wanna see me stick 9 inch nails to each one of my eyelids?
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did?
Try Sid and get fucked up worse than my life is?
My brain said wait, I'm trying to get my head straight
But I can't figure out which spot, girl I wanna [Am] impregnate
And Dr.
Dre said
Slim Shady you a basic
Why's your face red?
Man you wasted
Well since [G] age 12 I felt like a K [Gm]-Stealth
Who say to himself [Ab] in one space chasing his [Am] tail
Got ticked [G] off and ripped Pamela Lee's [Gm] lips off
Kissed him and said [Ab] I ain't no silicone what's supposed [Am] to be this soft
I smoked [G] a fat pound of grass
And [Bb] pulled on my ass faster than a [Ab] fat bitch who sat down too [F] fast
Come here slut
[G] Shady wait a minute, that's my [Bb] girl dog
I don't give a [Ab] damn, Dre sent me to take the [F] world off
Hi!
My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is the [Fm] Slam [F] Lady
My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is [Ab] the [Fm] Slam [F] Lady
Hi!
My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is the Slam [F] Lady
Hi!
My [G] name is what?
My [Gm] name is the [Ab] Slam Lady
My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35
I smacked him in the face with an eraser
Chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed a bartender, and sucked my dick in a tip cup
Extraterrestrial running over [Am] pedestrians in a spaceship
While they screaming at me
Let's be friends!
99 [G]% of my life I was [Gm] lied to
I just found out [Ab] my mom does more dope than [Am] I do
I told her I'd [G] grow up to be a famous [Gm] rapper
Make a record about [Ab] doing drugs and name [F] laughter
You know you blew [G] up when you went in [Bb] Russia's dance
Try to touch her [Ab] ass like a screaming usher [Am] dance
This guy White [G] Castle asked for my [Bb] autograph
So I signed it
Dear [Ab] Dave, thanks for the support [F] Asshole
Hi!
My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is Slim [F] Shady
Hi!
My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is Slim [F] Shady
Hi!
My [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is Slim [F] Shady
Hi!
My [G] name is what?
My name [Gm] is who?
My [Ab] name is Slim Shady
Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away Get him!
Dr.
Dre, don't just stand there, operate
I'm not ready to leave, [E] it's too scary to die
[Ebm] I'll have to be [Abm] carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I coming or going?
I can barely decide
I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
All my life I was very deprived
I ain't had a woman in years
And my palms [Am] are too hairy to hide
Clothes [G] ripped like the Incredible Hulk
[Gm] I spit when I talk, [Ab] I fuck anything that walks
[Am] When I was little I used [G] to get so hungry I would throw [Bb] fits
How you gonna [Ab] breastfeed me, mom?
You ain't got no [Am] tit
I lay [G] awake and strap myself in the [Gm] bed
With a bulletproof vest [Ab] on and tap myself in the [Am] head
I'm up steaming mad
[G] And by the way, when you see [Gm] my dad
Ask him if he [Ab] bought a porno mag, see [F] my ass
Hi, my name [G] is Ron, my name [Bb] is Ron, my name [Ab] is Slim [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [Gm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Fm] [F] Lady
_ [G] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [F] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [N] _ _ _