Chords for Epic Boy Band Medley Featuring PAINT

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_ _ _ _ _ Midlife [Gbm] is tough, babe The [G] end is [Bm] nigh
I've seen [Gbm] boy bands come and go _ [Bm] _
_ The white, red, [Gbm] pimpy shades of gray
Cause I couldn't [Em] believe [N] she left me like that
No strings attached [D] Every little thing I [A] do
Never seems [Em] to pull me [Bm] through Depression [G] made my [Gb] marriage break up
[Bm] And my poor swan [Gbm] make up [G] Never got my P.E. [Gbm] _ [Em].D. Or a guest [Bm] spot on [Gbm] Glee [G] Since I turned 43 _ _ _ You're _ _ insecure, [C] feel [D] like a bore I've got [G] a hunch [C] we know what [D] we'll adore It's [G] time to cease [C] With one [Bm] disease We'll burn [G] you up [C] hotter than [D] 98 degrees [G] Cold [C] corporate suits in [G] the [D] room You smell [G] it Simon says we're pandu-ru A horde of [Cm] girls threw [Gm] my name [D] down an empty [G] well After they threatened to drown me in [D] styling gel [G] This band's been grown from the help of my cloning self They all know, oh oh They all know we're beautiful Songs [C] manufactured [D] so carefully [G] Flip up my [C] hair, I cure [D] cancer and heart [G] disease Me, me, me, me, [C] me, me, me, me, me, [G] us Me, me, we all [C] know, oh oh We [D] all know we're [G] beautiful, [C] oh oh [G] That's what makes you buy us [B] I got [G] so low _ [D] Just rolling in [C] with ego _ [Em] I've lost _ [D] control _ And I'm ready to [Cm] smoke a [Em] bowl _ Big Disney's digging [G] for treasure [D] My youth is a financial [C] endeavor _ [G] [Em] I'm pure fingers ready [G] for pleasure So [D] I'm waking up, waking [G] up with you, Disney [Ebm] And lighting up, lighting [Ab] up [N] with Team Miley [F] _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Db] _ [Ab] Yeah, _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ [Db] _ _ _ [Ab] _ [Fm] your one _ [Db] _ _ [Abm] desire [Fm] Make us _ [Db] _ _ [Ab] retire [Fm] Don't care _ [Db] how hard you [Ab] pray [Fm] _ _ Backstreet [Eb] is here [Ab] to stay [Db] It's a deal It's a six to spread, [Eb] we'll [Fm] come back [Db] One's a steal One guy still have [Eb] a [Fm] six pack [Db] Let's get real, Wally, Milton, [Eb] Tyler, [Ab] Hope, Lay [Fm] _ _ Backstreet [Eb] is [Ab] here to stay [Db] Your mom, _ [Ab] your mom, your _ [Fm] mom _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ Big Disney's [F] digging [Gm] for treasure [Bb] Your mom is [F] our [Gm] target _ [Eb] You [Bbm] are [F] our boy [Bb] band buffet [Gm] Cause _ Backstreet [Bb] is here to stay [Gm] Yeah, boy bands [F] are [Bb] here to _ _ _ [F] stay [G] That was so gross _ _ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Em] _
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