Evil Twin - Eminem - Lyrics HD Chords
Tempo:
89.95 bpm
Chords used:
Em
A
F#
E
Am
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the difference, but I think the lines are starting to get blurred.
[A] [F#] [Em]
[A] [F#] [Em]
I'm trying to figure out the difference between the lines and the lines.
You done called every woman a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah Marshall!
[A] Oh, my bad, [Em] slut.
The next time I show up at this court, I'll be naked and just wear a lawsuit.
You got to be like, sir, how much that motherfucker cost?
Smartass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you.
Jump your pouch, you sexy motherfucker.
You're so fucking gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you auntie.
Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo.
People, twin, take this beat now.
I believe people can change, [Am] [F#] but only for the worst.
I could've changed the world if it [Em] wasn't for this verse.
So satanic, can't my chains panic?
Cause they can't even spin back the curse words.
Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker!
I'm a brat, I'm a bitch, I'm a clown.
These kids are like parrots, they run around the house just like parrots.
Screaming, fuck, shit, fuck.
I don't want a child, it's like arrogance.
Wow, ever since the [A] day I came out, I was like, [F#] parrots, fuck that.
I'd rather be [Em] loud than I like swearing.
From the first out, even the gals were like, tight pair, extremely eyes.
But my fucking mouth was nightmarish.
And from the start of it, you felt like you were part of this.
And opposition felt the opposite.
Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often.
It's like tenants came to all them bitches.
And make sure I keep up with my competition.
Ha, [A] hog on the [Em] beats, hoarder of rhymes.
Borderline genius, he's floored of his lines.
And that's all that defines where I'm at.
And the way I feel now, feel like I might just strike first, but ignore the replies.
And the darkness comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
This [E] is why I love singing and that's why it's [Em] in my recipe,
[A] [Em] Ops up now and I'm getting out of here.
Stone Flame Need, he's playing me,
Fuck the way he moves I just like that Ashton,
Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend.
You have slept for quite sometimes.
So who slept?
Lady Gaga, or Messing With The Beaver,
Nah, Ephristina, I ain't fucking with either, Jessica neither.
Simps an album, My album's just sicker than Stripped With A Bee,
Look at The Glo West Epic, Exstathrium, and Leave,
Extra strength, talent, or [F#] freeze?
Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezing
Bet written and [Em] destined never to leave the
Bet [A] you'll never again [Em] like the legend of P
Uh, legend, my suicide note's barely legible either
Bottom is signed by the Joker
Lorena said I never can leave her
She said for my wiener, I am a deceiver
Fuck that shit, bitch, give up my dick
For 4C, I'll be Terry Mathers
I have 11 to beaver
Get them titties cut off
Tryna mess with a cleaver
Golly, Wally, I fit heat
Ready as the Jesus
Ever since [A] [Em] 19946
Stressin', it was definitely my destiny
Went on the steps, I met D.
Sean at Osborne
I'd never make it to sophomore
I just wanted to skip school and rap
Used to mop floors, split burgers, and wash dishes
While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for em
Cause I took book smarts in swap form
They was sleepin', I made em stop snoring
Then break out the popcorn
Now I've been hip-hoppin' this tip-top form
C-M-W-A was glarin' through my car windows
Leanin' on the horn, screamin'
Fuck the police like cop porn
Flip rap on a skim
Like I dropped corn
Oh, flip top five, bitch
I'm top four, and that includes Biggie and Popcorn
I got an evil twin
So who the fuck you think that third in that four spots for?
And crazy as I am
I'm [F#] much tamer than him, and I'm [Em] nuts
Then again, who the fuck wants to play him and them?
With no one so tainted [A] and slim
[Em] Look at that evil grin
Twin, please come here
What was your name again?
Hi, faggot
Look who's back with a crab up his ass
Like a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbits, a koala bear, and a ball of hair
And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs
Guess that's why I'm an addict
And it's so small up there
Peace to Whitney
Geez, [F#] just hit me
That I should call the Looney Police
[Em] Come get me
Cause I'm sick of being [A] the truth
I [Em] wish someone'd finally admit me
To a mental hospital with Rignan
Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho
Say, bias couldn't beat this rap, okay, no
Hooray, I'm off the hook
Like Casey Anthony, hey, ho Hey, ho!
I sound like I'm trying to sing the fucking chorus to hip [F#]-hop
Hooray, no, I'm hollering
You got bottom in [Em] like an 8-0
Eight, and I'm
[A] Motherfuckin' [Em] off that instead of your face, so
[E] Let your low end raise, yo
[Em] Tank, ho, what you think, ho?
Slow dance and a bowling
You trying to hold hands with your homie?
What?
You think I'm looking for romance?
Cause I'm only changed that tune
You ain't got a remote chance to control me, ho
I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner
Superman, try to fuck me over, it won't hurt
Don't try to fix me, [A] I'm broke
[Em] So I don't work
So are you, but you're broke
Cause you don't work Heh
Put all bullshit aside
I hit a stride, still shady inside
Hair every bit as dyed as it used to be
When I first introduced y'all to my skittish side
And blamed it on him when they tried to
[A] [F#] [Em]
[A] [F#] [Em]
I'm trying to figure out the difference between the lines and the lines.
You done called every woman a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah Marshall!
[A] Oh, my bad, [Em] slut.
The next time I show up at this court, I'll be naked and just wear a lawsuit.
You got to be like, sir, how much that motherfucker cost?
Smartass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you.
Jump your pouch, you sexy motherfucker.
You're so fucking gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you auntie.
Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo.
People, twin, take this beat now.
I believe people can change, [Am] [F#] but only for the worst.
I could've changed the world if it [Em] wasn't for this verse.
So satanic, can't my chains panic?
Cause they can't even spin back the curse words.
Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker!
I'm a brat, I'm a bitch, I'm a clown.
These kids are like parrots, they run around the house just like parrots.
Screaming, fuck, shit, fuck.
I don't want a child, it's like arrogance.
Wow, ever since the [A] day I came out, I was like, [F#] parrots, fuck that.
I'd rather be [Em] loud than I like swearing.
From the first out, even the gals were like, tight pair, extremely eyes.
But my fucking mouth was nightmarish.
And from the start of it, you felt like you were part of this.
And opposition felt the opposite.
Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often.
It's like tenants came to all them bitches.
And make sure I keep up with my competition.
Ha, [A] hog on the [Em] beats, hoarder of rhymes.
Borderline genius, he's floored of his lines.
And that's all that defines where I'm at.
And the way I feel now, feel like I might just strike first, but ignore the replies.
And the darkness comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
This [E] is why I love singing and that's why it's [Em] in my recipe,
[A] [Em] Ops up now and I'm getting out of here.
Stone Flame Need, he's playing me,
Fuck the way he moves I just like that Ashton,
Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend.
You have slept for quite sometimes.
So who slept?
Lady Gaga, or Messing With The Beaver,
Nah, Ephristina, I ain't fucking with either, Jessica neither.
Simps an album, My album's just sicker than Stripped With A Bee,
Look at The Glo West Epic, Exstathrium, and Leave,
Extra strength, talent, or [F#] freeze?
Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezing
Bet written and [Em] destined never to leave the
Bet [A] you'll never again [Em] like the legend of P
Uh, legend, my suicide note's barely legible either
Bottom is signed by the Joker
Lorena said I never can leave her
She said for my wiener, I am a deceiver
Fuck that shit, bitch, give up my dick
For 4C, I'll be Terry Mathers
I have 11 to beaver
Get them titties cut off
Tryna mess with a cleaver
Golly, Wally, I fit heat
Ready as the Jesus
Ever since [A] [Em] 19946
Stressin', it was definitely my destiny
Went on the steps, I met D.
Sean at Osborne
I'd never make it to sophomore
I just wanted to skip school and rap
Used to mop floors, split burgers, and wash dishes
While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for em
Cause I took book smarts in swap form
They was sleepin', I made em stop snoring
Then break out the popcorn
Now I've been hip-hoppin' this tip-top form
C-M-W-A was glarin' through my car windows
Leanin' on the horn, screamin'
Fuck the police like cop porn
Flip rap on a skim
Like I dropped corn
Oh, flip top five, bitch
I'm top four, and that includes Biggie and Popcorn
I got an evil twin
So who the fuck you think that third in that four spots for?
And crazy as I am
I'm [F#] much tamer than him, and I'm [Em] nuts
Then again, who the fuck wants to play him and them?
With no one so tainted [A] and slim
[Em] Look at that evil grin
Twin, please come here
What was your name again?
Hi, faggot
Look who's back with a crab up his ass
Like a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbits, a koala bear, and a ball of hair
And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs
Guess that's why I'm an addict
And it's so small up there
Peace to Whitney
Geez, [F#] just hit me
That I should call the Looney Police
[Em] Come get me
Cause I'm sick of being [A] the truth
I [Em] wish someone'd finally admit me
To a mental hospital with Rignan
Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho
Say, bias couldn't beat this rap, okay, no
Hooray, I'm off the hook
Like Casey Anthony, hey, ho Hey, ho!
I sound like I'm trying to sing the fucking chorus to hip [F#]-hop
Hooray, no, I'm hollering
You got bottom in [Em] like an 8-0
Eight, and I'm
[A] Motherfuckin' [Em] off that instead of your face, so
[E] Let your low end raise, yo
[Em] Tank, ho, what you think, ho?
Slow dance and a bowling
You trying to hold hands with your homie?
What?
You think I'm looking for romance?
Cause I'm only changed that tune
You ain't got a remote chance to control me, ho
I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner
Superman, try to fuck me over, it won't hurt
Don't try to fix me, [A] I'm broke
[Em] So I don't work
So are you, but you're broke
Cause you don't work Heh
Put all bullshit aside
I hit a stride, still shady inside
Hair every bit as dyed as it used to be
When I first introduced y'all to my skittish side
And blamed it on him when they tried to
Key:
Em
A
F#
E
Am
Em
A
F#
Yeah, I'm trying to figure out the difference, but I think _ the lines are starting to get blurred.
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_ _ [A] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
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_ _ [A] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm trying _ _ _ to figure out the difference between the lines and the lines.
You done called every woman a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah Marshall!
[A] Oh, my bad, [Em] slut.
The next time I show up at this court, I'll be naked and just wear a lawsuit.
You got to be like, sir, how much that motherfucker cost?
Smartass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you.
Jump your pouch, you sexy motherfucker.
You're so fucking gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you auntie.
Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo.
People, twin, take this beat now.
I believe people can change, [Am] [F#] but only for the worst.
I could've changed the world if it [Em] wasn't for this verse.
So satanic, can't my chains panic?
Cause they can't even spin back the curse words.
Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker!
I'm a brat, I'm a bitch, I'm a clown.
These kids are like parrots, they run around the house just like parrots.
Screaming, fuck, shit, fuck.
I don't want a child, it's like arrogance.
Wow, ever since the [A] day I came out, I was like, [F#] parrots, fuck that.
I'd rather be [Em] loud than I like swearing.
From the first out, even the gals were like, tight pair, extremely eyes.
But my fucking mouth was nightmarish.
And from the start of it, you felt like you were part of this.
And opposition felt the opposite.
Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often.
It's like tenants came to all them bitches.
And make sure I keep up with my competition.
Ha, [A] hog on the [Em] beats, hoarder of rhymes.
Borderline genius, he's floored of his lines.
And that's all that defines where I'm at.
And the way I feel now, feel like I might just strike first, but ignore the replies.
And the darkness comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
This [E] is why I love singing and that's why it's [Em] in my recipe,
[A] _ [Em] _ Ops up now and I'm getting out of here.
Stone Flame Need, he's playing me,
Fuck the way he moves I just like that Ashton,
Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend.
You have slept for quite sometimes.
So who slept?
Lady Gaga, or Messing With The Beaver,
Nah, Ephristina, I ain't fucking with either, Jessica neither.
Simps an album, My album's just sicker than Stripped With A Bee,
Look at The Glo West Epic, Exstathrium, and Leave,
Extra strength, talent, or [F#] freeze?
Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezing
Bet written and [Em] destined never to leave the
Bet [A] you'll never again [Em] like the legend of P
Uh, legend, my suicide note's barely legible either
Bottom is signed by the Joker
Lorena said I never can leave her
She said for my wiener, I am a deceiver
Fuck that shit, bitch, give up my dick
For 4C, I'll be Terry Mathers
I have 11 to beaver
Get them titties cut off
Tryna mess with a cleaver
Golly, Wally, I fit heat
Ready as the Jesus
Ever since [A] [Em] 19946
Stressin', it was definitely my destiny
Went on the steps, I met D.
Sean at Osborne
I'd never make it to sophomore
I just wanted to skip school and rap
Used to mop floors, split burgers, and wash dishes
While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for em
Cause I took book smarts in swap form
They was sleepin', I made em stop snoring
Then break out the popcorn
Now I've been hip-hoppin' this tip-top form
C-M-W-A was glarin' through my car windows
Leanin' on the horn, screamin'
Fuck the police like cop porn
Flip rap on a skim
Like I dropped corn
Oh, flip top five, bitch
I'm top four, and that includes Biggie and Popcorn
I got an evil twin
So who the fuck you think that third in that four spots for?
And crazy as I am
I'm [F#] much tamer than him, and I'm [Em] nuts
Then again, who the fuck wants to play him and them?
With no one so tainted [A] and slim
[Em] Look at that evil grin
Twin, please come here
What was your name again?
Hi, faggot
Look who's back with a crab up his ass
Like a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbits, a koala bear, and a ball of hair
And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs
Guess that's why I'm an addict
And it's so small up there
Peace to Whitney
Geez, [F#] just hit me
That I should call the Looney Police
[Em] Come get me
Cause I'm sick of being [A] the truth
I [Em] wish someone'd finally admit me
To a mental hospital with Rignan
Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho
Say, bias couldn't beat this rap, okay, no
Hooray, I'm off the hook
Like Casey Anthony, hey, ho Hey, ho!
I sound like I'm trying to sing the fucking chorus to hip [F#]-hop
Hooray, no, I'm hollering
You got bottom in [Em] like an 8-0
Eight, and I'm
[A] Motherfuckin' [Em] off that instead of your face, so
[E] Let your low end raise, yo
[Em] Tank, ho, what you think, ho?
Slow dance and a bowling
You trying to hold hands with your homie?
What?
You think I'm looking for romance?
Cause I'm only changed that tune
You ain't got a remote chance to control me, ho
I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner
Superman, try to fuck me over, it won't hurt
Don't try to fix me, [A] I'm broke
[Em] So I don't work
So are you, but you're broke
Cause you don't work Heh
Put all bullshit aside
I hit a stride, still shady inside
Hair every bit as dyed as it used to be
When I first introduced y'all to my skittish side
And blamed it on him when they tried to
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm trying _ _ _ to figure out the difference between the lines and the lines.
You done called every woman a slut, but you're forgetting Sarah Marshall!
[A] Oh, my bad, [Em] slut.
The next time I show up at this court, I'll be naked and just wear a lawsuit.
You got to be like, sir, how much that motherfucker cost?
Smartass, you're lucky I don't tear it off you.
Jump your pouch, you sexy motherfucker.
You're so fucking gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you auntie.
Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo.
People, twin, take this beat now.
I believe people can change, [Am] [F#] but only for the worst.
I could've changed the world if it [Em] wasn't for this verse.
So satanic, can't my chains panic?
Cause they can't even spin back the curse words.
Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker!
I'm a brat, I'm a bitch, I'm a clown.
These kids are like parrots, they run around the house just like parrots.
Screaming, fuck, shit, fuck.
I don't want a child, it's like arrogance.
Wow, ever since the [A] day I came out, I was like, [F#] parrots, fuck that.
I'd rather be [Em] loud than I like swearing.
From the first out, even the gals were like, tight pair, extremely eyes.
But my fucking mouth was nightmarish.
And from the start of it, you felt like you were part of this.
And opposition felt the opposite.
Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums often.
It's like tenants came to all them bitches.
And make sure I keep up with my competition.
Ha, [A] hog on the [Em] beats, hoarder of rhymes.
Borderline genius, he's floored of his lines.
And that's all that defines where I'm at.
And the way I feel now, feel like I might just strike first, but ignore the replies.
And the darkness comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
And it comes again.
This [E] is why I love singing and that's why it's [Em] in my recipe,
[A] _ [Em] _ Ops up now and I'm getting out of here.
Stone Flame Need, he's playing me,
Fuck the way he moves I just like that Ashton,
Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend.
You have slept for quite sometimes.
So who slept?
Lady Gaga, or Messing With The Beaver,
Nah, Ephristina, I ain't fucking with either, Jessica neither.
Simps an album, My album's just sicker than Stripped With A Bee,
Look at The Glo West Epic, Exstathrium, and Leave,
Extra strength, talent, or [F#] freeze?
Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezing
Bet written and [Em] destined never to leave the
Bet [A] you'll never again [Em] like the legend of P
Uh, legend, my suicide note's barely legible either
Bottom is signed by the Joker
Lorena said I never can leave her
She said for my wiener, I am a deceiver
Fuck that shit, bitch, give up my dick
For 4C, I'll be Terry Mathers
I have 11 to beaver
Get them titties cut off
Tryna mess with a cleaver
Golly, Wally, I fit heat
Ready as the Jesus
Ever since [A] [Em] 19946
Stressin', it was definitely my destiny
Went on the steps, I met D.
Sean at Osborne
I'd never make it to sophomore
I just wanted to skip school and rap
Used to mop floors, split burgers, and wash dishes
While I wrote rhymes, tryna get props for em
Cause I took book smarts in swap form
They was sleepin', I made em stop snoring
Then break out the popcorn
Now I've been hip-hoppin' this tip-top form
C-M-W-A was glarin' through my car windows
Leanin' on the horn, screamin'
Fuck the police like cop porn
Flip rap on a skim
Like I dropped corn
Oh, flip top five, bitch
I'm top four, and that includes Biggie and Popcorn
I got an evil twin
So who the fuck you think that third in that four spots for?
And crazy as I am
I'm [F#] much tamer than him, and I'm [Em] nuts
Then again, who the fuck wants to play him and them?
With no one so tainted [A] and slim
[Em] Look at that evil grin
Twin, please come here
What was your name again?
Hi, faggot
Look who's back with a crab up his ass
Like a lobster crawled up there
Two rabbits, a koala bear, and a ball of hair
And you're all aware I don't got it all upstairs
Guess that's why I'm an addict
And it's so small up there
Peace to Whitney
Geez, [F#] just hit me
That I should call the Looney Police
[Em] Come get me
Cause I'm sick of being [A] the truth
I [Em] wish someone'd finally admit me
To a mental hospital with Rignan
Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho
Say, bias couldn't beat this rap, okay, no
Hooray, I'm off the hook
Like Casey Anthony, hey, ho Hey, ho!
I sound like I'm trying to sing the fucking chorus to hip [F#]-hop
Hooray, no, I'm hollering
You got bottom in [Em] like an 8-0
Eight, and I'm
[A] Motherfuckin' [Em] off that instead of your face, so
[E] Let your low end raise, yo
[Em] Tank, ho, what you think, ho?
Slow dance and a bowling
You trying to hold hands with your homie?
What?
You think I'm looking for romance?
Cause I'm only changed that tune
You ain't got a remote chance to control me, ho
I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner
Superman, try to fuck me over, it won't hurt
Don't try to fix me, [A] I'm broke
[Em] So I don't work
So are you, but you're broke
Cause you don't work Heh
Put all bullshit aside
I hit a stride, still shady inside
Hair every bit as dyed as it used to be
When I first introduced y'all to my skittish side
And blamed it on him when they tried to