Chords for Frank Zappa - Wet T-Shirt Nite

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And so, Mary was enticed away from _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Lord into a life of slizary.
When the entire road crew of some famous_
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Can we see?
_ _ _ _ Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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_ _ [E] It feel like [Abm] something funny is [A] going on around here.
[E] People laughing and [B] dancing and paying entirely [A] too much for their beer.
[Gbm] And they all think [E] they're clean out of sight.
[D] And the Redditor party [E] till the sun outside said it's red t [A]-shirt night.
_ [C] And they all drink [Am] some hard delight. _
[Em] _ _ [E] _ _ [C] _ [E] But the girls are excited because in a [A] minute they're gonna get wet.
[E] And the boys are delighted because all the titties will get them upset.
[D] They all [E] think they're really alright.
And the [D] Redditor party till the sun outside [B] said it's red t [E]-shirt night.
And they [Am] all drink some hard [G] delight.
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[G] _ _ [E] And the water gets on them and then they get [A] rigid and look pretty bold.
[E] _ Common reaction that makes them an [A] attraction whenever it's [Dbm] cold.
[D] And all the fellas [E] get whistling [B] goodbye.
[D] All the cute little [B] nuggets for local girls are showing [E] off tonight.
_ _ [C] You know I [Am] think it serves them right.
_ _ You know I think it serves them right.
_ _ [D] You know I think it serves them right.
_ _ _ [Dm] [B] You know I think [A] it serves them [G] right.
_ And [A] it's wet t-shirt time again.
_ _ _ [G] I know you want [E] someone to show [A] you some tears. _ _
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_ Make one, one. _ _ _ _
[Am] _ _ _ [B] Thanks.
I guess [E] it's wet t-shirt time again.
_ _ _ _ _ Here at the Brazzerie, [Eb] home of the [Em] tits.
_ [Em]
And it's the charming Mary from [E] Canoga Park up next in her [A] bid for the semi-finals.
Hi [E] Mary, how you doing?
Hi.
Where you [Gb] from?
Uh, us.
Which [B] one?
You know, the last tour.
You know, leather.
Oh, you were [E] the girl that was stuck to seat 38 on fight 03.
Why don't you get in position now and take a deep breath.
Because this [B] water is very, very cold.
But it's going to be [E] so stimulating.
And Mary's the kind of red-blooded American girl who'll do anything, I [Em] said anything, for 50 [E] bucks.
That's right.
I really need the 50 bucks.
You know, I gotta get [Bb] home.
Yeah, I know.
Your father is [E] waiting for you in the tool shed.
That's right.
You heard right.
Our big prize tonight is 50 American dollars [B] to the girl with the most [A] exciting mammalian [E] protuberances.
_ [B] _ _ As viewed through a thoroughly [E] soaked, stupid-looking, white sort of male person's conservative kind of middle-of-the-road [A] cotton undergarment whoopee.
And here comes the water.
_ _ [Eb] _ [F] You know, you'd squeak more if the water got in.
[Am] Sounds like you just got an ice pick in the [B] forehead.
_ [E] And here comes the ice pick in the forehead. _
_ [Ab] _ [B] Million laughs, Mary.
Anyway, [Am]
good golly, what a mess.
She's [B] totally soaked.
I love it.
Yeah, totally committed to the 50 bucks.
That's it.
Just step into [A] the spotlight.
Let the guys [A] get a good look at you, honey.
Thank you.
What do you say, fellas?
Nice little [Eb] chugs?
Now, [A] Mary, how's about shaking it around a little?
Oh my [Am] goodness, look at her go.
_ _ _ [Eb] Ain't [Db] this what living is really all about?
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Here's your 50 bucks, Mary.
Oh, [Bm] great.
Now I can go [A] home.
_ _ [Eb] [Am] Home is where the heart is.
[A] On the