The Len Ganley Stance Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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_ [C] _ Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
[D] _ _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance. _
[C] _ _ [Em] Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ _ Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ _ Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
[D] _ _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
_ Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
[F#m] No, no, no, [G] no, no more locomotion.
[F#m] No, no, no, [G] no more dancing in the street.
[D] No, no, no, [G] no, no more mashed potato.
[F#m] No, no, no, [G] no more shuffling up the [C] feet.
_ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
[D] _ _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ _ Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
[F#m] Keep your arms [G] as rigid as a juggernaut.
[F#m] _ Clench your fists, [G] punch your knuckles straight [F#m] ahead.
Do your [G] best to look like a [D] teddy bear.
Then try [G] pretending to look desperately dead.
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[C] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[C] _ Everybody's doing the [G] Len Ganley stance.
[D] _ Everybody's [Em] doing the Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ Everybody's doing the [G] Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
[F#m] Praise the [G] Lord, you all look so beautiful.
[D] _ Bulging [G] waistcoats, 30-inch of neck.
[F#m] Shine your shoes [G] and head for the crucible.
[F#m] Brush the bathe [G] and keep the crowd in check.
[C] _ Everybody's doing the [G] Len Ganley stance.
[C] _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance. _
[C] _ [G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
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_ Everybody's doing [G] the Len [Em] Ganley stance. _
[C] _ Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
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_ Everybody's doing the [G] Len Ganley stance.
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Everybody's doing the [G] Len Ganley [C] stance. _
[E] Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
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Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
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Everybody's doing [G] the Len Ganley stance.
[C] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
Come on, baby, [B] do the Len Ganley _ stance.
Everybody's [G] doing the Len Ganley stance.
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[G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley stance.
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[G] Everybody's doing the Len Ganley [C] stance. _
Everybody's [Em] doing the Len Ganley stance. _ _ _