27 Yards Of Dental Floss Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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_ Well, I told her that I thought life's too short and we really should go for a ride.
Paul's just phoned and was postponed, so come on, I've got the Plymouth outside.
[A] The sky's a bit dull but the bridge is full, things could be a lot worse.
[E] It's not like you've been captured by a Barbary corsair.
[B] I said let's head [A] Winchester, I shit, said yesterday.
[E] 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Fired by white shoes, almost nine, so the fight broke out in the bar.
Third rate lesson in Burberry fares had gone just a little too far.
[A] Nailing down his bailing wire to the laminate floor,
[E] he sang a salty song about a girl from Bangalore.
[B] I said would you like to go to [A] the zoo?
She said yeah, but not with [E] you.
27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.
[B] I'm King Euphoria, [A] she's Queen Victoria.
[E] 27 yards of dental floss and she still won't give me a smile.
[B] I'm clowning by the [A] serpentine, she's still drinking [E] turpentine.
Will she ever shine a light on me? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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