Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Knobheads on Quiz Shows [Official Audio]

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[A] What possessed you to apply?
Did your friends with good [E] advice implode? _ _ _ _ _ _
[A] We should hang you up in chains, let you rot beside the [E] ill-paid blokes. _ _ _ _ _
[B] Born too late for the First World War, Siege of Troy was long before [E] my time.
_ _ [B] Maysby, Jutland, Ashin, Cork, Carrick, Dirk, Perhaps, Rope, [E] Pantel, [D] Mine. _
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_ _ _ _ [A] Orphans fought, landlocked states, capitals of Europe [E] and their size. _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] Breeds of death, famous dates, kind of hoping these things [E] come to life.
I _ _ _ _ [B] don't watch films in black and white, with trees and clouds and birds that pass [E] me by. _ _
[B] I'll just guess and hope I'm right, the first man into space was [E] Captain _ [D] Blight.
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[G] _ Good luck back in work, [E] they heard you were on. _
[G] _ Have you got the file for [E] Mr.
Outing round _ [G] one?
_ Hotter, cuckoo, [E] is it a wren? _
[G] _ Long trapper, darkener, [B] dafter, yeah. _
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_ _ _ _ _ [A] Truth is beauty, beauty, truth.
All you know are there, [E] all you need to know. _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] Simper, six feet, fifty then for you, [E] it's not quite so. _
_ _ _ _ [B] Hexedad, hexedad, hexedad, hexedad, Duxon, [E] 1933. _ _ _
[B] Work beginning with cyano, work that ends in phase.
[E] Say again.
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