Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Reasons To Be Miserable (part ten)

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_ [A] A fairly [Em] attractive girl walks past a building site and from [A] underneath an industrial safety
[B] helmet you hear, target.
[A] You stand there [E] witnessing the whole [Em] neanderthal situation, wanting [A] to twist your own [B] brain
out of being [A] satisfied on their newly built wall, laughing their hearts off. _
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_ Reasons to be miserable, _ another good excuse to be dead.
_ There's one [Dm] more thing to gripe [G] about, after a while [D] I'll wear my days of red.
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And then there's the person [Em] who collects all things Kiero [A] and loves Siamese cats and [Am] thinks
they're [A] sophisticated because they eat prized chocolate [D] cream and they'd do anything [A] to
spend the night with that fella off the Turkish Delight advert who's [Am] full of Eastern Monosodium [A] Glutamate.
And they always have a [Em] portrait of a sad clown on the wall [A] and they go to charity [Em] shops and
tend to become [Am] slightly orgasmic at the thought of [E] vampire lust.
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miserable, another good excuse to [C] be dead.
_ [D] There's one [Dm] more thing to [D] gripe _ about, after a while I'll wear my [G] days of red. _
_ [Dm] Reasons to be miserable, _ [D] another good excuse to be dead. _
There's [Dm] one more thing to gripe about, after a while I'll wear my [Dm] days of [D] red.
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_ And I don't know anyone [Em] who puts peaches [A] on their [Dm] cornflakes either. _ _ _ _ _ _
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