Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Trumpton Riots

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_ _ _ Elevate! _ _ _
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_ _ _ Unemployment's rising in Mexico and the town And it's spreading like pneumonia, it's still
up like going down There's trouble at the fire station, someone's
had the sack And the lads are gonna load the seats, get rid
of Captain Black _ [D] _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ Tell PC [D] McGarry to get [A] himself a mate
And arm [G] themselves with CS, cause [A] they're gonna be out late
We've had can-conformers up since 1966 And now we're in the middle of the year
And there's lots [G] of presents in [A] the air in the shape of flying bricks
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_ [F] Someone [Dm] get [D] a message through to Captain [E] Snort That they'd better [C] start assembling [A] the boys
from the [F] 4th And [Dm] keep us in [D] honeymoon rights out of sight
Cause [E] there's gonna be a riot down [A] in Trumpton tonight
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_ All this aristocracy has really got to stop We could overthrow the surgery and kidnap-drop
the mob Then shivvy-mentum socialists could storm
the market square And make [G] plans to [D] assassinate our other
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_ [E] _ _ _ And [A] there's lots of presents in the [F] air in the shape _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ [E] of flying _ [A] bricks
_ [Dm] _ Someone get a [D] message through to Captain Snort That they'd [E] better start assembling the boys
from the [F] 4th And keep us in [D] honeymoon rights out of sight
[Em] Cause there's gonna [F#] be a riot [A] down in Trumpton tonight _ _ _ _ _ _
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