Took Problem Chimp To Ideal Home Show Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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So banish [G] me to the furnace!
[E] _ _ [Bm] I must [D] own though, my actions were in [E] no way
[Bm] born Out of [D] some sort of Darwinist offensive
I just [E] get a bit fidgety [Bm] times Thumbs [D] twiddle in the middle of a [G] funfair
High [E] jinks to break up the [Bm] so-so [D] Methinks we need a little ho-ho [F]-ho
Go!
El's caught!
A bag of [D] rivets with a goon at the [G] entrance
Straight [E] wave, long and [B] slippery Eyes [D] glaze and bobbies get [G] jittery
Don't [E] tease him, it don't [Bm] please him Watch that [D] you want me to appease him
How so, [E] sir?
With [Bm] Tetris?
Not [D] possible, didn't bring the [G] game boy!
Tuck, grub, and chin [C] to the ideal home [G] show Once in a [Em] while, I need these childish [G] kicks
Tuck, grub, and chin [C] to the [E] ideal home [G] show [Em] Godspeed the trial, [Am] to cite my [G] childish kicks
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Wade [D] in the water [G] tube
Wade [E] in the [Bm] water, Wade [D] in the water tube
Trick [Em] bats for success!
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Blue [D] case for the chipper in [B] footstool
In [E] the heart of [Bm] darkness There [D] are no hassle-free [G] cabinets
[E] Sometimes a case more [Bm] cable Mid [D]-air look kind of [E] dangerous
Llewellyn Bowen, two [Bm] carrels Go on, [D] Bobby, both [G] barrels
Three [E] cheers for the infinite [Bm] leaflets Tick a [D] tick, got me thinking of the [G] creme-es
Funky [E] fabric, hip-hip [Bm]-hooray!
Snow [D]-stopping him, rip-rip [G]-away!
Heaven, [E] yes, distant [Bm] now One [D] imagines, after [E] this lot
Still gasp, and it's [Bm] utility I'll be [D] the tree of tranquility
Yes, it's a [E] mess, I don't deny the [Bm] clime But look, I've reduced [D] your iron in time
[E] Multifunctional, ain't that what you call [Bm] it?
Well, here's a thought, [D] feel free to install [E] it
Your sink may well be superior [Bm] We all stink [D] once it reaches the interior
[E] Next week I'm taking them off [B] West We've not [D] seen Lord of the [G] Don
Took Grumlin Chimp [C] to the [E] ideal [G] home show Once in [Em] a while I need [G] these childish kicks
Took Grumlin Chimp [C] to the ideal home show [G] Godspeed the [Em]
trial [A] to siphon my [G] childish kicks _ _ _
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[Bm] that?
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