Chords for Half Man Half Biscuit - Tommy Walsh's Eco House

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_ _ [F#] Back to Black [B] Cat by old [C#] Ruskamp on [F#] Watership Down are [B] we
Living in the [F#] last days, my life coach died in a car crash
Plummeted, his mother entered, hopeless despair
She hangs about the [B] long walk, I [C#m] never know what to [F#] say to her
Have you [B] seen Tommy [F#] Welsh's eco-house?
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[C#] _ _ [F#] I'm at the [B] mercy of [C#] the local [F#] scold
She knows, I know she [B] knows about the bothy on the [F#] Neudart
I should have listened to Pop-Tart Mark
And had the head dissolved in acid by the Belgian clean-up team
I've [B] taken [C#] 90 [F#] pints of gold
I've had a [B] belly full of Tommy [E] Welsh's eco-house _ _ _ _
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[C#] _ [F#] I've trisket a tasket her partially with a basket
Behold her Miami, little Miss Poundbrier
Used to [B] hanker after her [C#] when days were [F#] merrier
Before the [B] ground floor flat West Highland [F#] Terrier
Kathleen Ferrier, tickets in the pumps
All them Lib Dems don't go to property
Tories don't [B] come free
[C#] Ask for me, [F#] I'll take the two-sea metres [B] euro
And jump off the roof of [F#] Dignitas
Leave a note saying, here lies the bloke
The only bloke in Harperhay
Who wasn't yet the last of Free Trade Hall
[B] [C#] Think on [F#] while you're watching the zeitgeist
[B] A widening of [E] motorway _ _ _ _ _
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