Chords for He's Pussy Whipped (funny original country folk song)

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73.2 bpm
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He's Pussy Whipped (funny original country folk song) chords
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All right.
Thank you.
[A] It's good.
It's good. It's good.
All right.
His wife wanted [Em] him come [E] out tonight, hanging with a boy,
she said, just [A] kiss him goodbye.
Yes, my dear, [E]
was his reply.
He didn't want [A] her to kick his bitch and cry,
pay him for her wine and [E] him sitting on her toes.
He won't admit it, but [A] everybody knows.
[D] He's pussy whip, he's [A] got scars on his back,
he's got dirt in front of his front [D] kiss and her crack.
He has a doodle for a spine, [A] his balls have been clipped.
[E] He won't admit it, but [A] he's pussy whip.
He's bottomed clothes in when she's mad at him.
He doesn't argue, [A] but he can never win.
She's always right, [E] she always knows best.
If he speaks his own [A] mind, she'll smack him in the head.
Oh, honey doodle, sugar [E] doodle, gag me with a spoon.
I keep hoping someday [A] he'll kick her to the moon.
Cause [D] he's pussy whip, he's got scars on his back,
he's got dirt in front of his front [D]
kiss and her crack.
He has a doodle for a spine, [A] his balls have been clipped.
[E] He won't admit it, [A] but he's pussy whip.
So [D] if you got a woman, [A] take my advice,
[E] get yourself a honey [A] who knows you the nice.
[D] And if you got a woman, [A] don't think they'll be you.
[E] If you let her wear the pants, [A] we'll say the same of you.
[D] He's pussy whip, he's got [A] scars on his back,
he's got dirt in front of his front [D] kiss and her crack.
He has a doodle for a spine, his [A] balls have been clipped.
[E] He won't admit it, [A] but he's pussy whip.
[E] No, he won't admit it, but the boy [A] is pussy whip.
[E] [A]
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1231
E
2311
D
1321
Em
121
A
1231
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2311
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1321
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All right.
Thank you.
_ [A] It's good.
It's good. It's good.
All right.
His wife wanted [Em] him come [E] out tonight, hanging with a boy,
she said, just [A] kiss him goodbye.
Yes, my dear, [E]
was his reply.
He didn't want [A] her to kick his bitch and cry,
pay him for her wine and [E] him sitting on her toes.
He won't admit it, but [A] everybody knows.
[D] He's pussy whip, he's [A] got scars on his back,
he's got dirt in front of his front [D] kiss and her crack.
He has a doodle for a spine, [A] his balls have been clipped.
[E] He won't admit it, but [A] he's pussy whip. _ _
_ _ _ He's bottomed clothes in when she's mad at him.
He doesn't argue, [A] but he can never win.
She's always right, [E] she always knows best.
If he speaks his own [A] mind, she'll smack him in the head.
Oh, honey doodle, sugar [E] doodle, gag me with a spoon.
I keep hoping someday [A] he'll kick her to the moon.
Cause [D] he's pussy whip, he's got scars on his back,
he's got dirt in front of his front [D]
kiss and her crack.
He has a doodle for a spine, [A] his balls have been clipped.
[E] He won't admit it, [A] but he's pussy whip.
_ So [D] if you got a woman, [A] take my advice,
[E] get yourself a honey [A] who knows you the nice.
[D] And if you got a woman, [A] don't think they'll be you.
[E] If you let her wear the pants, [A] we'll say the same of you.
[D] He's pussy whip, he's got [A] scars on his back,
he's got dirt in front of his front [D] kiss and her crack.
He has a doodle for a spine, his [A] balls have been clipped.
[E] He won't admit it, [A] but he's pussy whip.
_ [E] No, he won't admit it, but the boy [A] is pussy whip.
_ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _

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