Chords for How to Get a Guitar For Free in a Guitar Store (works every time)

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_ How's it going today?
Doing good, [A] you got a pretty packed shop here.
Yeah, it's a little busy [G] today, I don't know why.
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[Em] Well, [G] I'm looking for a guitar.
I don't know what guitar [Am] necessarily, I was hoping you could [G] show me a few and maybe if
one [A] catches my eye.
Yeah, you're looking at [Dm] electric guitars?
I don't know.
Okay, well yeah, we got electric guitars and acoustic [Am] guitars.
I don't know if you know anything about guitars, but we can look at both.
I know some things, [G] maybe, let's walk this way.
Okay.
[Dm] _ _ [E] _ _ [Dm] _ _ [A] _ _
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_ [G] _ _ Maybe [B] Epiphone, it's on your cheaper line.
_ You know these Dotnecks, they're semi-hollow, good [G] humbuckers in [Am] there. _
[Bb] A little on the cheaper side.
_ [E] Honestly, not [Dm] for you.
_ _ _ Fender Telecaster [G] from the custom shop.
[Dm] _ So it's got a [A] good sanded [B] down neck, _ [E] custom pickups on there, good [Am] sparkle. _
[E] Yeah, this is alright, but honestly, _ [Eb] there's something wrong with [Bb] this neck, isn't there?
[B] Oh, it's a Relic.
[A] Yeah, it's a good Relic [C] there.
[D] _ I like to Relic my own [A] guitars, but that's just me. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ ERS.
Those are nice, I've heard about these.
[B] _ [Db] Oh, it's out of my [A] price range.
Although you never know.
Same with mine. _ _
There's always a five-finger [B] discount.
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We're getting into [B] the [E] basses, honestly I'm getting a little uncomfortable.
Let's go back.
[B] So, what do you got here?
[Bm] It's the [D] Steve Lukather, Music Man.
Lukather, oh, Toto [A] guy, right?
Well, if it can't make me play like Steve [Em] Lukather, then I don't know.
Why don't you try it?
_ [B] Honestly, no, I don't feel needed [A] with any skills.
No, it's not for me.
Are these [C] guitar picks?
Yeah, that's called a [A] guitar [G] pick, and this is a [C] 30-string [E] guitar.
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Sounds like the new tool out.
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[Bb] _ I [F] don't know what to say.
What?
[Eb] It's a cool harp guitar you got.
_ [Bb] _ [F] Harp guitar?
Yeah.
[A] _ You got [F] your [Am] drum accent [D] mounts on a guitar.
_ I don't even know how to play [F] that thing. _
[G] _ [Eb] _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Cm] This [G] is annoyingly [C] hard to play.
The [Ebm] way you tune it up, you [D] need a [Eb] special tuning [Ab] mechanism?
_ _ _ _ You gotta hire him to play it.
_ [D] Beautiful, I think this is a real [Cm] tortoise shell.
_ [C] [Db] Real tortoise [A] shell?
_ [Db] [Cm] I think so.
Yeah, you can get right off the [Gm] turtle's back.
Can't go [D] near hawksbill turtle shell anymore.
[A] Oh, man.
Well, I don't know if I want [Am] an illegal instrument.
[Bb] Yeah, it's way too metal.
It wasn't even made at the [Dm] time.
_ _ [N] Now, this is a bass I would be interested in.
I don't know about this.
Yes, this one's big. _
The basses are less big.
I see [Gm] that.
The reason they were doing [Ab] this is so that it would [E] reproduce _ the note.
But right about here, it moves.
Here the bass is as loud.
[Eb] This is louder.
It's [E] very cool.
I mean, V-necks [Ab] were the thing at the [Bm] time.
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It's got a cracked heel [Fm] on it, which is a [Ab] normal [D] repair that needs to be done.
But this is a piece of history.
[Gm] A [A] real piece of history.
They're lucky [C] to even have it in storage or [G] something.
I have no idea.
_ _ _ So, got a Martin Modern Deluxe [Am] _ _ _ [A] HD28.
So, [Dm] rosewood back and sides.
You know, get [Em] the rod and spruce top.
This is floating.
[Am] This is really light.
Yeah, really [D] light there.
They do some special stuff.
[Dm] Liquid metal [Am] pins.
Liquid metal?
Liquid metal.
[Dm] _ _ _ I mean, [D] I only like _ [G] real metal.
Well, if you don't like Martin's stuff, check out some Taylor's.
They've got some cool stuff here. _
_ [D] _ _ _ [Am] These guys look intimidating.
Yeah.
_ [D] _ They've got some of their [Em] Builder's [Am] Edition.
They just came out.
This guy.
[G] I'm gonna have a look.
_ [A] Builder's Edition?
Yeah, Builder's Edition.
Ooh, [Am] that's satin.
Yeah, satin finish there.
Honestly, I hate satin.
Sorry.
[G] _ That looks like a nice guitar. What's that?
_ [D] It's a Taylor.
Oh, a Taylor.
[G] Yeah.
I find that the [A] color of the [D] wood can affect the tone.
What do you think? _
[Am] Yeah, if you like to play blues, blues [A] guitars, [C] that's a good way to go.
Blues is kind of an [G] _
_ old music.
I'm [F] more into [G] Ritz.
What about this?
[C] _ [G] Wait a minute.
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[Dm] Oh, this one's out of [G] tune.
We got in here, this is like a_
Is this where the special guitars are or what?
We got a [Gbm] room with some [B] special guitars.
This is maybe [G] more [Ab] [E] your room.
[Bm] We got some [E] cool gilts.
_ [Bm] 12 strings.
This guy's got [A] 12 strings on it.
That is way [G] too many [E] strings for me, man.
Tell me [G] about this guitar.
Yeah, so this guitar, it's got [Am] 8 strings.
[G] Two [Am] more.
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_ _ _ [Am] _ Is it djent?
Yeah, this_
8 strings, right?
Djent.
I'm not even going to play [G] it because I don't know what djent means.
Yeah, [B] I pretty much showed you every guitar [Bbm] in the store.
I don't really know what else you're looking for. _ _ _ _
That's _ [E] it.
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_ Now _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ this. _ _ _
_ It's got little jangleys right here. _ _
_ It's absolutely insane.
I didn't really take you to be a metalhead.
I guess that makes sense.
_ Yeah, I mean, I'm not really a metalhead.
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This [B] is the one.
[Db] I'll take it how [G] much.
You just played jazz on a metal guitar?
Get out of here.
What are you thinking?
Get out.
Leave.
Take the guitar.
It's worth nothing now.
Take it.
_ _ No.
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[Am] Metal only, man.
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