I Fucked a Sasquatch Chords by Seething Fuck Patties

[G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ Gather around the campfire [G] you little bastards.
[C] Grandpa wants to sing you a song.
[D] _ Since your loser parents stuck you with me for [G] the weekend, we might as well make the best of [Em] it.
Here's a touching [D] tale of love while my time as a young man [G] in the Pacific Northwest. _
[Em] _ Washington State to [D] be exact.
_ _ _ _ [G] _ I fucked a Sasquatch that [D] night. _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ I fucked a _ Sasquatch [D] that night.
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ Up on the mountain,
_ _ [Am] way up high,
_ [Em] _ where the _ trees meet the sky.
[Am] _ _
I fucked a _ [D] [Em] Sasquatch. _ _
I fucked that [Am] furry _ Bigfoot's ass.
[E] _ _ [C] While all of mother _ nature _ [D] _ _
[G] watched.
Sing along you little bastards.
I fucked a [Em] _ Sasquatch [D] that night.
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ Sweaty yeti pussy is [D] warm my sweet and tight.
[G] _ _
I fucked a _ Sasquatch.
[D] While a voyeuristic elk jacked off and watched.
[G] Alright, I [C] fucked a _ [D] Sasquatch that night.
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
That Bigfoot bitch.
_ [Am] She sat upon my face. _ _
[Em] She had such a sweet, succulent, [Am] _ gamey taste.
[Em] _ _
And oh my cock was hard _
[Am] and so rock [Em] steady. _ _
[C] On and on I fucked that [G] sweaty _ _ _ yeti. _ _
_ I fucked a _ Sasquatch [D] that night. _ _ _ _ _
[G] Wonder what the Loch Ness Monster would [D] be like. _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ I fucked a _ Sasquatch [D] that night. _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] Sweet backwoods delight.
Come on you little bastards, sing [G] along now.
I fucked [C] a _ [D] Sasquatch that night. _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ Bestiality's wrong but it feels [D] so right. _ _ _ _
[G] _ Mother fucking mother [D] nature gave me bestial _ _ [G] backwoods delight.
I fucked [Em] a _ [D] Sasquatch that night.
_ _ Oh ho [G] ho, I fucked a [C] _ _
[D] Sasquatch that night.
_ Oh ho ho, [G] _ I fucked [C] a _ [D] Sasquatch that night.
_ _ _ _ [G]
I _ fucked _ [C] _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ a Sasquatch.
[G] _ That's the [E] best [C] piece of ass grandpa ever [D] had, you worthless little panty waste.
[B] _
[G] Now get me another [C] beer, the [D] song's