Chords for I Never Had A Ten, But I Got Five Two's - Lefty Nelson - funniest country song, best country video
Tempo:
74.4 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
G
Bm
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [C#]
[D]
There's a lot of guys looking for a [G] tent, so [A] I'll dig the ones that are too small.
[D] When you turn off the lights, they all [G] look the same.
I [A] don't need that needle, just give me [D] the hay.
[A] Well, Mary looks just like [D] Marilyn Monroe.
[G] She's got a pretty mole [D] with lots of gold.
[A] Beth likes to eat at Mickey [D] D's.
[G] That's how she got [A] them doubles.
[G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't bother me, [G] I ain't singing the blues.
I got Betsy, [A] Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[F#m]
[G] That's a lot of twos [A] for just [D] one new.
[A] You can't get away from [D] Betsy at [G] night.
Her one-two shines [D] like a flashlight.
[A] Molly's got one weird [D] wandering [G] eye.
She stares at the wall, [A] gots its own line.
[Bm] Her shoes, their ears, all a pretty [A] good chance.
So [G] we can't ride rides, just count [D] it there.
[Em] Oh no, [Bm] there she [A] goes.
[G] I never [D] had a tent, [A] but I got [D] five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[D]
[G] That's a lot of [A] twos for just [D] one new.
Thanks, [Bm] boys.
[D] [G] [D] [Em]
[A] [D]
[A] [G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[F#m] [G] That's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
[G] You [A] take the tens, I'll [D] take the twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[A] Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
[A]
[D]
There's a lot of guys looking for a [G] tent, so [A] I'll dig the ones that are too small.
[D] When you turn off the lights, they all [G] look the same.
I [A] don't need that needle, just give me [D] the hay.
[A] Well, Mary looks just like [D] Marilyn Monroe.
[G] She's got a pretty mole [D] with lots of gold.
[A] Beth likes to eat at Mickey [D] D's.
[G] That's how she got [A] them doubles.
[G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't bother me, [G] I ain't singing the blues.
I got Betsy, [A] Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[F#m]
[G] That's a lot of twos [A] for just [D] one new.
[A] You can't get away from [D] Betsy at [G] night.
Her one-two shines [D] like a flashlight.
[A] Molly's got one weird [D] wandering [G] eye.
She stares at the wall, [A] gots its own line.
[Bm] Her shoes, their ears, all a pretty [A] good chance.
So [G] we can't ride rides, just count [D] it there.
[Em] Oh no, [Bm] there she [A] goes.
[G] I never [D] had a tent, [A] but I got [D] five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[D]
[G] That's a lot of [A] twos for just [D] one new.
Thanks, [Bm] boys.
[D] [G] [D] [Em]
[A] [D]
[A] [G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[F#m] [G] That's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
[G] You [A] take the tens, I'll [D] take the twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
[A] Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
[A]
Key:
A
D
G
Bm
F#m
A
D
G
_ [G] _ _ [C#] _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
There's a lot of guys looking for a [G] tent, so [A] I'll dig the ones that are too small.
[D] When you turn off the lights, they all [G] look the same.
I [A] don't need that needle, just give me [D] the hay.
_ [A] Well, Mary looks just like [D] Marilyn Monroe.
[G] She's got a pretty mole [D] with lots of gold.
[A] Beth likes to eat at Mickey [D] D's.
[G] That's how she got [A] them doubles. _ _
[G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't bother me, [G] I ain't singing the blues.
I got Betsy, [A] Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ [F#m]
[G] That's a lot of twos [A] for just [D] one new.
_ [A] You can't get away from [D] Betsy at [G] night.
Her one-two shines [D] like a flashlight.
[A] Molly's got one weird [D] wandering [G] eye.
She stares at the wall, [A] gots its own line.
[Bm] Her shoes, their ears, all a pretty [A] good chance.
So [G] we can't ride rides, just count [D] it there.
[Em] Oh no, _ [Bm] there she [A] goes. _ _
[G] I never [D] had a tent, [A] but I got [D] five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ _ [D]
[G] That's a lot of [A] twos for just [D] one new.
_ Thanks, [Bm] boys.
_ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ [Em] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ [G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ [F#m] [G] That's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new. _ _
[G] You [A] take the tens, I'll [D] take the twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ [A] Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
_ Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
There's a lot of guys looking for a [G] tent, so [A] I'll dig the ones that are too small.
[D] When you turn off the lights, they all [G] look the same.
I [A] don't need that needle, just give me [D] the hay.
_ [A] Well, Mary looks just like [D] Marilyn Monroe.
[G] She's got a pretty mole [D] with lots of gold.
[A] Beth likes to eat at Mickey [D] D's.
[G] That's how she got [A] them doubles. _ _
[G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't bother me, [G] I ain't singing the blues.
I got Betsy, [A] Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ [F#m]
[G] That's a lot of twos [A] for just [D] one new.
_ [A] You can't get away from [D] Betsy at [G] night.
Her one-two shines [D] like a flashlight.
[A] Molly's got one weird [D] wandering [G] eye.
She stares at the wall, [A] gots its own line.
[Bm] Her shoes, their ears, all a pretty [A] good chance.
So [G] we can't ride rides, just count [D] it there.
[Em] Oh no, _ [Bm] there she [A] goes. _ _
[G] I never [D] had a tent, [A] but I got [D] five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ _ [D]
[G] That's a lot of [A] twos for just [D] one new.
_ Thanks, [Bm] boys.
_ _ [D] _ [G] _ _ _ [D] _ [Em] _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ [G] I never [D] had a tent, but I got five twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ [F#m] [G] That's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new. _ _
[G] You [A] take the tens, I'll [D] take the twos.
Don't [G] bother me, I ain't singing the blues.
Mary, Beth, Betsy, [A] and Molly, [Bm] and Sue.
_ [A] Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new.
_ Oh, [G] that's a lot [A] of twos for just [D] one new. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _