Chords for Older Ladies by Donnalou Stevens

[Cm] _ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ [G] _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ Well I ain't sixteen, not a beauty [G] queen, and my eyes are baggin' and my skin is saggin'
and if that's the reason that you don't love [F] me, then [G] maybe [C] that's not love.
_ Well I ain't twenty either and I don't [G] care neither and my hair is gray and I like it that way
and if that's the reason that you don't love me, then maybe [C] that's not love.
_ [F] If you don't think I rock, [C] well we ain't gonna roll.
[D] If you don't think I'm home, [G] well my [F#] heart just [G] turned [C] cold.
If you want a younger model, [F] I wish you well sweet pea,
[G] cause if you can't see what it is you [F] have, then you [G] ain't [C] havin' me. _
_ _ _ _ I got cellulite and achin' feet [G] and my thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle or wiggle
and if that's the reason that you don't love [F] me, then [G] maybe [C] that's not love. _
My tummy ain't tucked or lipo-sucked, [G] it's a little poochy but it's still hoochie-coochie
and if that's the reason that you don't love me, then maybe [C] that's not love.
[F] See I'm no longer desperate, [C] I'll only have a man.
[D] If he has the smarts, you'll see [G] how [F#m] hot that [G] I still am.
[C] If you want a younger model, [F] I wish you well sweet pea,
[G] cause if you can't see what it is you [F] have, then you [G] ain't [C] havin' me.
_ Older ladies, [F] older _ ladies, [G]
older ladies [C] are divine. _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ [G] _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Well I got a chicken neck and I love it [G] by heck, it makes a double chin whenever I grin
and if that's the reason that you don't love [F] me, then [Gm] maybe [C] that's not love.
_ I got saggy breasts that drip from [G] my chest, and furt near down all the way to my nest
and if that's the reason that you don't love [F] me, then [G] maybe [C] that's not love.
_ [F] If you don't think I rock, [C] well we ain't gonna roll.
[D] If you don't think I hung a moon, [G] my heart [A#m] just [G] turned to [B] coal.
[C] If you want a younger model, [F] I wish you well sweet pea,
[G] cause if you can't see what it is you got, [Am] you [G] ain't [C] gettin' me. _
Older ladies, [F] older ladies, _ [G] older ladies [C] are _ divine.
_ _ _ _ [F] Older ladies, older ladies, [G] older ladies _ _ are divine.
[F] Ladies, we're divine. _ _
_ _ [Em] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
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