Chords for I Would Never (Dissect A Ewe) by Garfunkel and Oates
Tempo:
124.5 bpm
Chords used:
F
E
Am
Bb
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Hi, we're Simon and [F] Hall, and this is a parody of the Garfunkel and Oates song, I Would Never Have Sex With You.
A one, a two, a three, four, five, six, remember the time when we were in biology class and had to grow a plant to learn [Bb] photosynthesis?
Let's [F] do it again.
Remember the time we learned a bunch of seeds and seeds with an O for a [G] carbohydrate?
Let's [F] do it again.
[Em] [Gb] I really like to learn [F] about science, [Am] [Bb] [A] and I think killing frogs is [F] fun, [Bb] but my lab teacher crossed [F] the line.
[Am] When he gave us all sheet eyeballs, eyeballs, [E] I would never [F] dissect you.
[E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[Dbm] I already would have ripped [F] his face in two, [Am] but that will never happen.
[F] Remember the time we took all the nitrogen sites and pulled a study of fructinodules [Bb] and legumes with or without [F] rhizobium?
Remember the time we studied the molecules for the DNA replication [Am] of [D] spectrophotomyopathy [Db] with a [F] division of the cytosine?
[Bb] I really like [F] to learn about science.
[Gm] We opened up that [F] pregnant cat, [Bb] [Eb] and fetal pig was [F] cooler than that.
[Am] But some things are disgusting, just say it.
[E] I would never [F] dissect you.
[E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [F] it to sheep glue, [Am] but that will never happen.
No amount of [Am] alcohol would [E] sterilize it all.
[A] When I was five, I went to a penny [C] zoo, and that sheep's taste will [E] haunt me.
[Ab]
Sheep glue, sheep glue, sheep glue.
[E] I would never [F] dissect you.
[E]
Believe me, I'd slice it [F] if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [Bb] it to a pumpkin, and a killing, and put it in a stew, and eat it, but I wouldn't do that because [Am] that will never happen.
A one, a two, a three, four, five, six, remember the time when we were in biology class and had to grow a plant to learn [Bb] photosynthesis?
Let's [F] do it again.
Remember the time we learned a bunch of seeds and seeds with an O for a [G] carbohydrate?
Let's [F] do it again.
[Em] [Gb] I really like to learn [F] about science, [Am] [Bb] [A] and I think killing frogs is [F] fun, [Bb] but my lab teacher crossed [F] the line.
[Am] When he gave us all sheet eyeballs, eyeballs, [E] I would never [F] dissect you.
[E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[Dbm] I already would have ripped [F] his face in two, [Am] but that will never happen.
[F] Remember the time we took all the nitrogen sites and pulled a study of fructinodules [Bb] and legumes with or without [F] rhizobium?
Remember the time we studied the molecules for the DNA replication [Am] of [D] spectrophotomyopathy [Db] with a [F] division of the cytosine?
[Bb] I really like [F] to learn about science.
[Gm] We opened up that [F] pregnant cat, [Bb] [Eb] and fetal pig was [F] cooler than that.
[Am] But some things are disgusting, just say it.
[E] I would never [F] dissect you.
[E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [F] it to sheep glue, [Am] but that will never happen.
No amount of [Am] alcohol would [E] sterilize it all.
[A] When I was five, I went to a penny [C] zoo, and that sheep's taste will [E] haunt me.
[Ab]
Sheep glue, sheep glue, sheep glue.
[E] I would never [F] dissect you.
[E]
Believe me, I'd slice it [F] if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [Bb] it to a pumpkin, and a killing, and put it in a stew, and eat it, but I wouldn't do that because [Am] that will never happen.
Key:
F
E
Am
Bb
A
F
E
Am
Hi, we're Simon and [F] Hall, and this is a parody of the Garfunkel and Oates song, I Would Never Have Sex With You. _ _
A one, a two, a three, four, five, six, remember the time when we were in biology class and had to grow a plant to learn [Bb] photosynthesis?
Let's [F] do it again.
_ _ Remember the time we learned a bunch of seeds and seeds with an O for a [G] carbohydrate?
Let's [F] do it again.
_ [Em] _ [Gb] I really like to learn [F] about science, [Am] _ _ [Bb] [A] and I think killing frogs is [F] fun, _ _ [Bb] but my lab teacher crossed [F] the line.
_ [Am] When he gave us all sheet eyeballs, eyeballs, _ _ _ [E] I would never [F] dissect you.
_ [E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[Dbm] I already would have ripped [F] his face in two, [Am] but that will never happen.
_ _ _ _ [F] Remember the time we took all the nitrogen sites and pulled a study of fructinodules [Bb] and legumes with or without [F] rhizobium?
_ Remember the time we studied the molecules for the DNA replication [Am] of [D] spectrophotomyopathy [Db] with a [F] division of the cytosine?
_ _ [Bb] I really like [F] to learn about science.
_ [Gm] We opened up that [F] pregnant cat, _ [Bb] _ [Eb] and fetal pig was [F] cooler than that.
_ [Am] But some things are _ disgusting, just say it.
_ [E] I would never [F] dissect you.
_ [E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [F] it to sheep glue, [Am] but that will never happen. _ _ _ _ _
No amount of _ [Am] alcohol would _ [E] sterilize it all.
[A] When I was five, I went to a penny [C] zoo, and that sheep's taste will [E] haunt me.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
Sheep glue, sheep glue, _ _ sheep glue.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] I would never [F] dissect you.
_ [E]
Believe me, I'd slice it [F] if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [Bb] it to a pumpkin, and a killing, and put it in a stew, and eat it, but I wouldn't do that because [Am] that will never happen. _ _ _
A one, a two, a three, four, five, six, remember the time when we were in biology class and had to grow a plant to learn [Bb] photosynthesis?
Let's [F] do it again.
_ _ Remember the time we learned a bunch of seeds and seeds with an O for a [G] carbohydrate?
Let's [F] do it again.
_ [Em] _ [Gb] I really like to learn [F] about science, [Am] _ _ [Bb] [A] and I think killing frogs is [F] fun, _ _ [Bb] but my lab teacher crossed [F] the line.
_ [Am] When he gave us all sheet eyeballs, eyeballs, _ _ _ [E] I would never [F] dissect you.
_ [E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[Dbm] I already would have ripped [F] his face in two, [Am] but that will never happen.
_ _ _ _ [F] Remember the time we took all the nitrogen sites and pulled a study of fructinodules [Bb] and legumes with or without [F] rhizobium?
_ Remember the time we studied the molecules for the DNA replication [Am] of [D] spectrophotomyopathy [Db] with a [F] division of the cytosine?
_ _ [Bb] I really like [F] to learn about science.
_ [Gm] We opened up that [F] pregnant cat, _ [Bb] _ [Eb] and fetal pig was [F] cooler than that.
_ [Am] But some things are _ disgusting, just say it.
_ [E] I would never [F] dissect you.
_ [E] Believe me, I'd slice [F] it if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [F] it to sheep glue, [Am] but that will never happen. _ _ _ _ _
No amount of _ [Am] alcohol would _ [E] sterilize it all.
[A] When I was five, I went to a penny [C] zoo, and that sheep's taste will [E] haunt me.
_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ _
Sheep glue, sheep glue, _ _ sheep glue.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[E] I would never [F] dissect you.
_ [E]
Believe me, I'd slice it [F] if I wanted to.
[E] I already would have turned [Bb] it to a pumpkin, and a killing, and put it in a stew, and eat it, but I wouldn't do that because [Am] that will never happen. _ _ _