Chords for IF ASIAN PARENTS MADE A RAP SONG

[C#m] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] Yeah, yeah, my son [F#m] so dumb, [C#m] my son so dumb.
[E] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [C#m] _ _ _
My [B] son so dumb, IQ [E]
21.
He [D] try to make friends but [C#m] they call him Ching Chong.
He eat [B] the wonton but he fat like [E] Kim Jong.
He [Am] so ugly when he smile, he [C#m] look like the King Kong.
My [B] son useless, can't play [E] ping pong.
He try to get a date with [C#m] a girl so young.
But she [B] said hell no cause he not the [E] handsome.
And my son [A] so broke, can't buy [C#m] the dim sum.
Yeah, [B] yeah, yeah, [E] yeah.
My [F#m] son so dumb, my son [C#m] so _ [B] dumb.
Yeah, yeah, [E]
yeah.
My [F#m] son is so dumb, yeah. _
[C#m] _ He [B] text me but she [E]
pick me [C#m] too bad.
He broke, can't buy the milk tea.
If he [B] talk back to me then he get [E] his ass beat.
Cause if [A] you try me then [C#m] I do the Tai Chi.
Just [B] listen to your mommy and go eat [E] the kimchi.
Or [F#m] I steal your kidney for [C#m] $2.50.
Do not [E] think I forgot you got B in Chinese.
[C#m] And sit the look down on you, go say sorry.
Yeah, [G#] yeah, yeah, yeah.
My [F#m] son so dumb, [C#m] my son so _ dumb.
[E] Yeah, yeah, yeah.
My [F#m] son is so [G#] dumb, yeah.
[C#m] _
_ My [B] son so dumb, IQ [E] 21.
He try [A] to make friends but they call him [C#m] Ching Chong.
He [E] eat the [B] wonton but he act like Kim [E] Jong.
He so [A] ugly when he smile, he [C#m] look like the King Kong.
My [B] son useless, can't play [E] ping pong.
He try [F#m] to get a date with a girl so [C#m] young.
But she [B] said hell no [E] cause he not the handsome.
And my [F#m] son so broke, [C#m] can't buy the dim sum.
Yeah, [B] yeah, _ yeah.
[Em] _ [C#m] My son so dumb, my son so dumb.
[B] _ Yeah, yeah, [E] yeah.
My son is so dumb, yeah.
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[E] _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [N] _