Chords for Jilted John - Gordon is a Moron

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[A] I've been [E] going out with a girl, [A] her name [E] is Julie, [A] but last [E] night she said to me, [D] I'm
wondering [E] when will she tell me. _ _ _
This is what she said, _ [D] she said listen [E] John, I love you, [D] but there's this [E] bloke called
[A] Matty, I [E] don't want to tell [A] you, but don't you [E] see I'm not in love with you. _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ Who's this [E] bloke I asked, I looked _ forward and she replied, [D] not that [E] kind of guy, said
he's fine, [D] yes but [A] he's not how she'd find.
_ _ [E] Lord I'm happy you'll ever meet her.
[F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _ [F#] Here we go, [B] don't [A] worry.
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_ _ _ _ _ I was so [A] upset that I cried all [E] the way to the gym [D] shop, then I came out [A] and I was drawn
to standing [E] at the bar so long.
_ Guess who was with me for the, yeah Julie, and you were my mother weren't you.
_ [D] Oh she's [E] crude and heartless, too fat for me [A] for Gordon, [D] just because he's [A] clever looking
at me, [B] just because he's [A] good and trendy. _
_ [D] I know he's [A] a [E] moron, Gordon [B] is a [Am] moron, Gordon is a moron, [E] Gordon is a moron.
_ _ _ _ _ [A] Here we go.
[F#] _ [B] _ _ [D#] _ [Gm] Here [B] we go, [E] turn it straight.
_ Oh, ruining me on the song.
_ _ _ Oh she's a sly and he's a creep, [A] she's a tart, he's very cheap, [E] he's a slut, he thinks he's
tough, she's a bitch, he's a pop, yeah yeah, it's not fair.
Here we go, give it back to me.
[F] _ Here we [E] go, _ I'm just a man's replacement, _ yeah but he's bigger than a lady's birthday. _
_ _ I'll get me mate married to him, yeah but the marriage is a mate of yours isn't it?
Oh well, I don't care.
_ I don't care, I don't care, she's sad and she's greedy, she's a tart, she's very cheap,
[D] and Gordon [A] is a moron, Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron, [D] Gordon [A] is a _ _ moron.
_ _ Oh well. _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Thank you.
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