Chords for Julie And Gordon - Gordons Not A Moron
Tempo:
82.95 bpm
Chords used:
A
G
C
D
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Gordon and me went out last night, [G] down to the [A] cafe near High Street,
cos the telly's never good on a Tuesday night,
[G] probably after the [A] place where the punks meet.
And all came the jukebox loud and clear, [G] and the first one that [A] they played
was a load of old junk from Jill and John, [G] and Gordon was the one [A] who was paid.
But he's like that, [C] Michael, you know, he sticks his [D] money in, presses the [E] button,
he don't care what he gets, and it's a good thing he's not pussy, cos what did he get?
[B] Here we go.
Four, five, six [B] or something like that, I don't know.
[A]
After the shock of hearing his [G] song, threw some water on me [A] face in the lab,
so I pulled meself together and decided better than [G] that to make a record [A] myself, and I had.
Anyway, now I've got a record of me own, [G] I'm gonna give a bit of [A] time to Gordon.
Go on, Gordon, tell him.
[G] Er, [A] go on, Mia.
Listen, punk face, what are you gonna do, hit me in the face with your powder puff?
[C] I'm [D] swimming at the boat, [E] you know what I mean?
Screw you, bubble, I'm a snub on there, and I go like this, son.
So I come in, I go, what I [A] do
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my [A] name's Gordon, my name's Gordon.
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my name's [A] Gordon, my name's Gordon.
Yes, so now you know who we are.
Here, I could do with a bit of help on the pent-up logos, you know what I mean?
[G] Gordon's got, Gordon's got
[A] Hey, Joe, where's your mojo?
I [G] don't know.
Gordon's got a, Gordon's got a
[A]
This [C] is a great bit coming [D] up now, Gordon.
[E] Great pogo too, right?
Joe's got a great pogo.
Thanks, Julie.
cos the telly's never good on a Tuesday night,
[G] probably after the [A] place where the punks meet.
And all came the jukebox loud and clear, [G] and the first one that [A] they played
was a load of old junk from Jill and John, [G] and Gordon was the one [A] who was paid.
But he's like that, [C] Michael, you know, he sticks his [D] money in, presses the [E] button,
he don't care what he gets, and it's a good thing he's not pussy, cos what did he get?
[B] Here we go.
Four, five, six [B] or something like that, I don't know.
[A]
After the shock of hearing his [G] song, threw some water on me [A] face in the lab,
so I pulled meself together and decided better than [G] that to make a record [A] myself, and I had.
Anyway, now I've got a record of me own, [G] I'm gonna give a bit of [A] time to Gordon.
Go on, Gordon, tell him.
[G] Er, [A] go on, Mia.
Listen, punk face, what are you gonna do, hit me in the face with your powder puff?
[C] I'm [D] swimming at the boat, [E] you know what I mean?
Screw you, bubble, I'm a snub on there, and I go like this, son.
So I come in, I go, what I [A] do
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my [A] name's Gordon, my name's Gordon.
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my name's [A] Gordon, my name's Gordon.
Yes, so now you know who we are.
Here, I could do with a bit of help on the pent-up logos, you know what I mean?
[G] Gordon's got, Gordon's got
[A] Hey, Joe, where's your mojo?
I [G] don't know.
Gordon's got a, Gordon's got a
[A]
This [C] is a great bit coming [D] up now, Gordon.
[E] Great pogo too, right?
Joe's got a great pogo.
Thanks, Julie.
Key:
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C
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Gordon and me went out last night, [G] down to the [A] cafe near High Street,
cos the telly's never good on a Tuesday night,
[G] probably after the [A] place where the punks meet. _ _ _
And all came the jukebox loud and clear, [G] and the first one that [A] they played
was a load of old junk from Jill and John, [G] and Gordon was the one [A] who was paid.
_ _ _ But he's like that, [C] Michael, you know, he sticks his [D] money in, presses the [E] button,
he don't care what he gets, and it's a good thing he's not pussy, cos what did he get?
_ [B] _ _ Here we go.
Four, five, six [B] or something like that, I don't know.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ After the shock of hearing his [G] song, threw some water on me [A] face in the lab,
so I pulled meself together and decided better than [G] that to make a record [A] myself, and I had.
_ _ Anyway, now I've got a record of me own, [G] I'm gonna give a bit of [A] time to Gordon.
Go on, Gordon, tell him.
[G] Er, [A] go on, Mia.
Listen, punk face, what are you gonna do, hit me in the face with your powder puff?
[C] I'm [D] swimming at the boat, [E] you know what I mean?
Screw you, bubble, I'm a snub on there, and I go like this, son.
So I come in, I go, what I [A] do_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my [A] name's Gordon, my name's Gordon.
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my name's [A] Gordon, my name's Gordon.
Yes, so now you know who we are.
Here, I could do with a bit of help on the pent-up logos, you know what I mean?
[G] _ Gordon's got, _ _ Gordon's got_
_ [A] _ _ Hey, Joe, where's your mojo?
I [G] don't know.
Gordon's got a, _ _ Gordon's got a_
[A] _ _ _ _
This _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] is a great bit coming [D] up now, Gordon.
[E] Great pogo too, right?
_ _ Joe's got a great pogo.
Thanks, Julie.
_ _ _ _ Gordon and me went out last night, [G] down to the [A] cafe near High Street,
cos the telly's never good on a Tuesday night,
[G] probably after the [A] place where the punks meet. _ _ _
And all came the jukebox loud and clear, [G] and the first one that [A] they played
was a load of old junk from Jill and John, [G] and Gordon was the one [A] who was paid.
_ _ _ But he's like that, [C] Michael, you know, he sticks his [D] money in, presses the [E] button,
he don't care what he gets, and it's a good thing he's not pussy, cos what did he get?
_ [B] _ _ Here we go.
Four, five, six [B] or something like that, I don't know.
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ After the shock of hearing his [G] song, threw some water on me [A] face in the lab,
so I pulled meself together and decided better than [G] that to make a record [A] myself, and I had.
_ _ Anyway, now I've got a record of me own, [G] I'm gonna give a bit of [A] time to Gordon.
Go on, Gordon, tell him.
[G] Er, [A] go on, Mia.
Listen, punk face, what are you gonna do, hit me in the face with your powder puff?
[C] I'm [D] swimming at the boat, [E] you know what I mean?
Screw you, bubble, I'm a snub on there, and I go like this, son.
So I come in, I go, what I [A] do_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my [A] name's Gordon, my name's Gordon.
I am Julie, I am [G] Julie, and my name's [A] Gordon, my name's Gordon.
Yes, so now you know who we are.
Here, I could do with a bit of help on the pent-up logos, you know what I mean?
[G] _ Gordon's got, _ _ Gordon's got_
_ [A] _ _ Hey, Joe, where's your mojo?
I [G] don't know.
Gordon's got a, _ _ Gordon's got a_
[A] _ _ _ _
This _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] is a great bit coming [D] up now, Gordon.
[E] Great pogo too, right?
_ _ Joe's got a great pogo.
Thanks, Julie.