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Dm _
Eb What's up,
Ab what's up, y'all.
LD,
D aka Young D.
A Had to make a
Ab track about smoking weed, man.
Every rapper got a track about smoking weed, so
A I ain't really have a choice.
But
Ab I guess I
D made mine a little bit different, is all.
It's like, it's like, it's
Abm like blowing something sticky.
Word to pre-cum
D dicks.
I'm with my team and this bitch and
Db we all getting
Ab lit.
I mean the weed hella loud like a teenage
Eb chick.
And we been smoking for a minute.
Yeah, we blowing on
E that ganja.
Now I'm huffing and puffing.
I'm choking on
D the bong and the dope, I'm on this bomb.
I'm
A smoking that Vietcong, getting
Abm real high, watching funny videos
D of Bill Nye.
Tell me that this damn
E isn't still fly.
Yo, check this
G out.
Oh my God.
I forgot all about this shit.
You should have fucking
D cried.
This is crazy.
Science rules.
G _ _ .
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N _ Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Wow.
How much I'm cultured behind.
Now
Ab I'm getting hungry than the motherfucker.
Put some chicken
D nuggets in the oven.
They're 400
Eb with.
I put that honey
Ab mustard.
Looking all around the cupboard for that motherfucker.
D Until I discover the custard
A I covered with butter from
Ab last week.
How long do them thangs keep.
Guess
Dm I better ask Jeeves.
Go get my
D computer, but I'm staring at the
E damn computer.
Damn, D, you forgetting what your
D task be.
To puff, puff
Eb gas, got your gas, now your
Ab man is fucked.
And I was trying to get a little
D buzz.
So I took a little
A puff, but I think I'm way too
Ab high.
And I ain't one to come off like a bitch.
So I took
D another hit, but I think my brain's
Abm too fried.
And yeah, I'm fucking
N faded, but I hate it.
I'm
A praying that I make it.
Afraid I'm going
Abm to die.
I'm too blazed,
A it's too
E late.
To
Dm save Dicky from
Dbm this fucking place.
Cause he's
Ab too high.
Now I'm freaking out up in this bitch.
Can't control
D it and my homies pass around
Eb another spliff.
So I
Ab bolted to the B.
R.
, consulted with the M.
E.
.
R.
A Lil Dicky, please step up, you
Eb pathetic Cause the weeder, you beater,
F you get all excited I'm on the toilet beating my penis
G glue But I ain't
D coming because
Db as I'm imagining fuckers
Abm Something that pretty girl I'm humping Becoming my fucking
Dm cousin A mother or brother or some
Dbm motherfucking disgusting
Abm person My brain is being strange cause I'm high as a plane
D I ain't deranged, I'm just
Eb saying this a violent strain
Ab So I go back to the back where they packing up
Dm cigars Dipping snacks, kicking
Eb back, staring at some
Ab avatars Then I flip, took a decade and a half to make that shit Yet they
D couldn't put a second and a half up in that script
Db How the fuck a human being wanna fuck a bluish
Dm queen Seven three tail have
Gbm an ass thing Man, I'm
Abm high as fuck And I was trying to get
E a little
D buzz So I took a little
Dbm puff But I think I'm way too
Abm high And I ain't one to come off like a
E bitch So I took another hit
A But I think
Db my brain's too
Abm fried And yeah, I'm fucking
N faded but I hate
D it I'm praying that I make
Gbm it Afraid I'm going to
Abm die I'm too blazed, it's too
Dm late To save Dicky from
A this fucking place Cause he's
Ab too high Rock hard cock cause I'm watching Katy Perry And in her video
Dbm the whole world's made of
Ab candy Damn, I ain't even got no
Eb candy So now I'm at the fucking C-Store Where your
Ab man beats horn and a motherfucker Peanut MMs or a Twix Can't commit
Eb so I count the benefits
Abm On my hands, god damn Now I'm
D wearier than man Yeah, the cashier, homeland, Nazir So, so, so, so,
Ab damn Tweek I can't even cross the motherfucking street
Dm Gotta wait until that
A motherfucker's green Now I'm back
Ab up at the crib And I'm laughing at giraffes long necks Got a shit but the path to the bathroom is complex Crafted a long text Took
D about an hour
G Took a scary shower Now
A I'm sitting naked on the
E ground Man, I'm fucked up I'm bout to call my mom up and tell her what's up This sucks, I'm
Ab high as fuck And I was trying to get
D a little buzz So I took a little
Eb puff But I think I'm way too
Abm high And I ain't one to come
D off like a bitch So I took another hit
A But I think my brain's too
Abm fried
Ab And yeah, I'm fucking faded
Dm but I hate it I'm praying that I make
Gbm it Afraid I'm going to
Abm die I'm too blazed, it's too
D late To save Diggie from
A this fucking place Cause he's
Abm too high Oh my
A god
Ab This shit is
A not fun, man
Abm I can't stop thinking about weird ass shit
Ab Watching
Dm Lady Gaga
A I can't stop thinking
Ab about who the fuck Alejandro is Who the fuck is he Working off, I came during the position change Like in the porn Like when they was changing positions, I came Ain't
Dbm nothing worse than that
Ab Nothing worse than that shit, everybody know that
E Hey, but like,
A I been thinking about like When
Ab the sun go behind the clouds Like, what does it do
Eb Like,
Em does it smile
D Like what does it do Does it show its dick _ It's something to think
Abm about You know what I'm saying Like it's doing something and we
G can't see it But
Db like, wait What's it doing I don't even know, like, what it's doing Cause if it's showing its dick, I'm trying to see that I bet the sun got a big ass dick Alright, I gotta go to bed
Gb Fuck, I forgot about them
Eb chicken nuggets from the first verse They still in the
Gm oven Damn, probably burning shit by now I guess I gotta go get them Fire hazard _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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