Chords for Parliament - P-Funk (Wants to Get Funked Up) (1975)

[D] A good [Bm] evening.
Do not attempt to adjust your radio.
There is nothing wrong.
We have taken control as to bring you this special show.
We [F] will return it to [E] you as soon [F#m] as you are [Bm] groomed.
Welcome to station W-E-F-U-N-K, better known as We Funk, or deeper still, the Mothership [E] Connection.
Home of the [Bm] Extraterrestrial Brothers, dealers [E] of funk [D] music, [A] P-Funk, [Bm] uncut funk, [C#m] the [A] bomb.
[E] Coming to you [D] directly from the Mothership.
[F] Top of the chocolate milky way.
[D] 500,000 kilowatts of P-Funk power.
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums.
[B] Oh me?
I'm known as Lollipop [Bm] Man, alias the [Em] Long Haired Sucker.
My motto [B] [E] is_
Make [Bm] _ [F#m] my funk the P [E]-Funk.
I want my funk [Bm] gun cut.
[A] Make [Bm] my funk the P-Funk.
I want to [F#m] get [Bm] punked up.
I want [Bm] the power.
I want the P [E]-Funk.
I want my [Bm] funk gun cut.
Make my funk the P-Funk.
[A] I want to [Bm] get punked up.
[F#m] W-E-F-U [Bm]-N-K, y'all.
Now this is what I want y'all to do.
If you got faults, defects, or shortcomings, you know, like arthritis, rheumatism, or migraines,
[F] whatever part [E] of your body [F#m] it is, I want you to lay it on your radio.
[D] Let the vibe flow through.
Funk not only moves, [F#m] it can remove.
[E] Dig?
The desired effect is what you get when you [F#m] improve your [D] interplanetary funksmanship.
Sir Lollipop Man, [F#] chocolate [A] coated, freakin' habit [D] form.
[A] _ [Bm] Going into you and [E] freakin', so [Bm] groovy that I dig me.
[E] Once upon a time called now.
[Bm] _ [A] Somebody say, is there [Bm] funk after death?
I say, it's seven up.
[F]
[D] Yeah.
[E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ [Dm] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ [A] _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ [E] _ [F#m] _
[E] _ [D] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Dm] _
[E] _ [Bm] _ _ [E] _ _ [D] _ [C#m] _ [Bm] _
_ [E] _ [Bm] _ [E] _ _ [D] P-Funk.
[Bm] I got [E] funk.
[A] _ [E] [Dm] Make [A] my funk [Bm] the P-Funk.
I [E] want to get [D] punked up. _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ Yeah, I dig.
_ [F#m] [E] Let me put my sunglasses on.
That's the law around here, you got to wear
your sunglasses [D] so [Em] you can feel cool.
[D] _
_ _ Gangsta lean.
Y'all should [E] dig my [D] sunroof top.
_ [E] _ [Bm] _ Well
alright.
Hey I was digging on y'all funk for a while.
Sounded like it got a three on it
though to me.
And I was down south and I heard some funk with some main ingredients like
Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie.
It was cool.
But can you imagine Doobie in
your funk?
Ho, W-E-F-U-N-K.
We Funk.
Make my funk the P-Funk.
[A] I want [Bm] my funk when it
comes.
Make my funk the P-Funk.
I want the kick funk.
I want the bomb.
I want the P-Funk.
_ _ _ Make my funk the P-Funk.
Home of [A] the extraterrestrial brothers.
[Bm] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [E] _ [A] Once _ [Bm] _
_ _ [Em] _ _ upon a [E] time called right [Bm] now.
[E] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ Ain't it funky now.
[F#m] _ _ _
[A] _ [Dm] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ [D] [C#m] Around.
[D] _ _ _
Hey.
_ _ _ [E] Doing it in the ear hole.
_ _ [D] Make [F#m] my funk the P [D]-Funk.
I want my funk right now.
[E] Make [A#] my funk the P [F]-Funk.
I want the kick [D] funk.
I [A] want the bomb.
I want the P [Bm] [A]-Funk.
Don't want my funk [D] stepped on.
Make [A] my funk the P-Funk.
[F]
[Dm] Before I take
it [Em] home.
[B] _ [F#m] _ [Bm] Yeah. _
_ [E] _ _ [Bm] _ [C#] _ [C] _ [E] _ _
[C#m] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Bm] _ [F#m] _ _ [E] _
_ [D] _ _ [E] _ [B] _ _ [E] _ [B] _
_ [C#m] _ _ [Bm] _ _ [C#] _ _ [Bm] _
[Dm] _ [C#m] _ _ [B] _ [C#] _ [D] When I leave here y'all I want y'all to stay [E] tuned for Star Child.
Make my
[D] funk the P-Funk.
[F#]
I want my [A] funk right now.
[E] Make my funk the P-Funk.
[B]
[F#] I want the [E] kick
funk.
I want [Em] the bomb.
I want the kick funk.
[Bm]
[F#m] Don't want my funk stepped on.
Make my funk
the P-Funk.
Before I [Bm] take it home. _ _ _ _ _
Don't [A] stop get [F#m] down home.
_ _ [E] _
Talk. _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] Go your home.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [E] _ [B] _ P [C#m]-U.
[D] _ _ [E] _ _ [F] _ [Em] _ [B]
I want
[E] to give funk to.
[Bm] _ _ [B] _ [E] _ [Bm] _
_ _ [E] _ [Bm] _ _ [Dm] _ [E] _ [Bm] _
_ [E] _ [G#] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
Well alright.
_ [D] Make [E] my funk the [A] P-Funk.
I [E] want my funk right now.
[D] Make
my funk the [F#m] P-Funk.
[E] I want [D] the kick funk.
I want the bomb.
I want the kick funk.
[E]
[A] Don't
want [E] my funk stepped [Bm] on.
Make my [F#m] funk the P-Funk.
I [Bm] want the kick funk.
_ [A] Don't want my
[E] _ _
[D] _ [Bm] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ [A] _ _ _ [A] _
[D] _ _ [B] [Bm] funk_.
make my funk the P-Funk.
I want my funk [F#m] stepped on.
[D] Make my funk the P-Funk.
I want the kick
_ [B] _ [F#m] I want the bank accounts, I want [D] the funds settled,
I [E] want to seat,