How To Make Gravy Chords by Paul Kelly

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_ _ _ [E] _ _ Hello Dan, [F#m] it's Joe here.
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I hope [A] you're keeping well. _ _
[E] _ _ It's the 21st of [A] December, _ _ _ [E] _ now they're ringing the [A] last bells.
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If I get [E] good behavior, _ _ _
[A] _ _ I'll be out of here by [E] July.
_ _ _ _ _ Won't you kiss my [A] kids on Christmas Day?
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Please _ _ [F#m] _ [E] don't let them cry.
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_ [E] _ _ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
guess the brothers are driving [F#m] down from Queensland. _ _ _
[E] _ And Stella's flying in [F#m] from the coast.
[E] _ _ They say it's gonna be [F#m] 100 degrees, even more maybe.
[E] _ _ But that won't [Bm] stop the roast.
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_ Who's gonna make [E] the gravy now?
_ [A] _ _ I bet it won't [E] taste the [B] _
_ same.
[E] _ _ Just that flour, [F#m] salt, a little red [E] wine.
Don't forget a dollar for tomato sauce, for sweetness and that extra tang.
Give my love to Angus and to Frank and [F#m] Dolly.
[E] Tell them all I'm sorry I screwed up [A] this time.
And [E] look after Rita, _ I'll be thinking [F#m] of her [E] early Christmas morning.
When I'm [F#m] _ _ _ [E] standing _ _ _ _ _ like_ _
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[F#m] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ I hear Mary's got a new boyfriend.
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I hope he can hold his [A] _ own. _
_ [E] _ Remember the last one?
[F#m] What was his name again?
_ [E] _ Just a little [C#m] too much cologne.
_ _ _ _ [A] _ And Roger, [E] no I'm even gonna miss Roger.
_ [A] Cause they sure as hell no [E] one in [B] here I wanna find.
I [E] pray to make Jesus _ have a merry [A] Christmas.
I'm really [G#m] gonna miss [E] him.
All the treasure and the [A] trash.
Later [E] in the evening. _
I can just [F#m] imagine.
_ [E] You put on Junior Murphy.
_ And put your tables [A] back.
And you [E] dance with Rita.
I know you [A] really like her.
Just [E] don't hold her too close.
Oh brother please don't [A] stab me in [E] the back.
I didn't mean to say that.
Just a mind that [A] plays up.
And [E] motorbodies matter.
Turns [B] imagination into [E] fact.
You know I love her badly.
She's the one that [A] saved me.
I'm gonna [E] make some gravy.
I'm gonna [F#m] taste her.
And tell [E] her that I'm sorry.
Yeah I love [F#m] her badly.
Tell them [E] all I'm sorry.
Just to sleep with [F#m] children for me.
And on [E] one of these days.
I'll be making [A]
gravy.
I'll be [E] making plenty. _
[F#m] I'm gonna pay [E] them all _ back.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Yeah.
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