How To Make Gravy Chords by Paul Kelly

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[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ Hello Dan, [F#m] it's Joe here.
_ _ [E] _ I hope [F#m] you're keeping well.
_ _ [E] _ _ It's the 21st of [F#m] December, _ _ _ [E] and now they're
ringing [A] the last bell.
_ _ [A] _ _ If I [E] get good behavior, _ _ _ [A] _ I'll be out of here [E] by July.
_ _ _ Won't you kiss
my [A] kids on Christmas Day?
_ [E] Please _ _ [F#m] don't [E] let them cry. _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ The _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ brothers are [F#m] driving down from
Queensland, _ _ [E] _
and Stella's flying in from [F#m] the coast.
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They say it's gonna be 100 [F#m] degrees,
even more maybe.
[E] _
_ But that [F#m] won't stop the road.
[E] _ [A] _
_ _ Who's gonna [E] make the gravy? _ _
[A] _ I bet it won't [B] taste
the same. _
[E] _ Just that flour, [F#m] salt, a little [E] red wine.
Don't forget a dollop of tomato sauce,
but sweetness [F#m] and that extra tang.
Give my [E] love to Angus and to Frank and [F#m] Dolly.
[E] Tell them all I'm sorry I screwed up [A] this time.
And [E] look after Rita.
_ I'll be thinking [F#m] of her
[E]
early Christmas morning when I'm [F#m] staying.
[E] _ _
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[E] _ _ I hear Mary's got a new [A] boyfriend. _
_ [E] _ I hope he can hold [F#m] his own. _
_ [E] _ You remember the last [F#m] one?
What was his name again?
[E] _ Just a little too much cologne. _ _
[A] _ _ And Roger, [E] no I'm even gonna miss Roger.
[A] Just be sure to tell no one [B] in here I wanna fight.
[E] I'm afraid to thank Jesus.
Have a merry Christmas.
[A] I'm really [E] gonna miss it.
All the treasure and [F#m] the trash.
Later [E] in the evening, I can just [F#m] imagine [E]
you brunching your mother in.
And put your tables
back.
And you dance with Rita.
I know you really [F#m] like her.
[E] Just don't hold her too close or rather
please don't stab me in the back.
I didn't mean to say that.
It's just a mind it [A] plays up.
I'm all [E] about this matter.
It turns [Bm] [F#m] imagination into fact.
You know I [E] love the family.
She's the one to [F#m] save me.
I'm gonna [E] make some gravy.
I'm gonna [F#m] taste the bad.
_ [E] I'm sorry.
Yeah I love the [F#m] family.
Tell them [E] all I'm sorry.
And kiss the sleepy [F#m] children for [E] me.
You know one
of these days.
I'll be making [A] gravy.
I'll be [E] making plenty.
_ I'm gonna pay them all back.
_ [F#m] _ [E] Yeah.
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