Chords for Tenacious D - Beelzeboss *LIVE*

_ Listen, [Bb] fucking Simon and Assfunkle!
Let's get [N] this party started, shall we? _
_ Colonel, put the chicken in the grease.
Charlie, give me a little bump bump and a thump thump in your strong back hand.
And kid, I want you to crucify those strings.
[Bb] _ _ _
[B] Shred.
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ _ I like [E] it. _
It's good grip, [Gb] I can work with it.
_ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I am _ complete! _ _
Fuck! _ _ _ _ _ _
Yes, you are fucked!
Shit out of luck!
Now [A] I am [Bb] complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be fine, and your birthday's mine!
[A] You brought me [Bb] the pig and now you [Eb] shall both [B] die!
_ _ Wait, [D] wait, _ _
[Gb] _ wait you [G] motherfucker! _ _
We _ [D] challenge you to [A] a rock _ off! _ _ _
[G] _ Give us [D] one chance to rock your [A] socks off! _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ [Gbm] Fuck!
_ _ Fuck! _
[B] _ Fuck!
_ [D] The [Gb] demon [B] called the best piece [Dm] of the [Gb] grinding rock [B] off challenge!
_ [D] What [Gb] are [A] your desires?
What's [E] the game? _
_ _ _ _ _ If we win, you must send me a [Am] rage cage back to [E] earth. _
Easy.
And also you will [Am] have [C] to pay [G] [A] our _ _ rent.
_ Good idea. _ _ _
And what [Am] if I _ _ win?
_ [A] _ Then [G] you can take cage down to double hell.
Good idea.
Now you're thinking of it.
Trust me, cage is the only way to be a little [C] _ bitch.
[B] Alright, _ _ let the rock off [C] begin!
_ [B] _ [D] _ [Db] _ [E] _ [Eb] _ [G] _
[Gb] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I'm [D] the devil, [E] [Eb] I [G] love [B] battle! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] Check [D] this [E] riff, it's [G] fucking [Gb]
[Bm] tasty! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ I'm the devil, I can do what I [D] want!
Whatever I got, I'm gonna blow!
[Gb] It's never better, I'm so, I never [B] lose!
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _
[B] I can't breathe, the cat's hatred is [D] hell! _
Gonna fill up with my hot demon [Gb] jail!
I'll make the smoothie, like my scars, and it's simple [B]
now!
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Oh no!
Hey, no!
_ Come on [G] cage, let's fight his music _ [Bm] with our [Dm] music!
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ _ There's [Gm] just no way that we can win, that was [Bb] a masterpiece!
Please, listen.
He [Dm] rocks too hard because he's not a mortal [Gm] man!
God damn it cage, _ he gonna make you his sex slave!
You're gonna [Bb] gargle with mayonnaise!
_ [D] Unless we bust a massive monster _ [Gm] _ mammogym! _
Dude, we've built you so much shit!
Chock [Eb] deactivated lasers, it's my death!
[Bb] Now it's time to blow this fucker [D] down!
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] Come on cage, now it's time to blow doors [Eb] down!
I hear you [Bb] chimpanzones, [F] it's time to blow doors [G] down!
Light up the stage, cause it's time for a [Eb] showdown!
We'll bend [Bb] you over, then we'll [F] take it up round [Gm] town!
Now it's time to blow this [Eb] fucker down!
He's gonna [Bb] rape me if we do not [F] blow [Gm] doors down!
Come on cage, cause it's time for a showdown!
[Eb] _ _ [Bb] It's [Fm] time for a showdown!
[Gm] _ We [D] are the monsters, [Bb] we know you're weaklings!
_ [D] _ You're [Gm] acting kind of odd, we've [D] caught your mind!
We [Bb] stand up to you too, we're [D] all that you find!
You hold the [G] center, [D] we help you!
[Bb] You are the devil!
_ _ [F] _ [G] We are the deal, [Bb] we are the deal, we are the deal, [F] we are the deal, [G] we are the [Dm] deal, we are the deal, [Bb]
we [F] are the deal, we are the deal, [Eb] we are the deal, [Bb] we are the deal, we are [Em] the deal, [Eb] we are the deal, we are the deal!
_ _ [G] _
You _ _ _ _ guys are fucking lame!
[Dm] Come on cagie, you're coming with me!
Noooo!
[G] You're gonna taste [F] my [Gm] lightning!
Mother [Bb] fuckers!
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
Ow [N] fuck, [D] my fucking horn!
But whence you came, [C] you shall [B] remain, _ [D] until [Db] you are [E] complete [Eb] again! _
No!
[Gbm] _ _ [C] _ _ [B] _ [D] Fuck you, caves!
[Db] _ [E] Fuck you, jails!
[Eb] I'll [G] get you, [Gb] Galatians!
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[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _