Chords for Tenacious D - Beelzeboss live (HD)

_ _ _ _ _ _ I think we got every note on that one. _
You know what, [D] Cage?
[E] _ _ _ [G] The whole [N] time we were doing that satanic Milli Vanilli style.
Yeah?
Go back there! _ _
Antichrist was giving me the weirdest look.
What curled up your ass, Anti?
_ What the fuck?
Come up and take the mic, man.
What's wrong?
Hey, um, listen.
My dad was wondering if he could come up and do a song with us. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Wait a second.
You _ _ _ _ mean_
_ Satan wants to jam with the D?
Yeah, the devil. _ _
Just_
I'm gonna say no. _
What do you think, Cage?
_ I'd have to agree with that.
Here's the thing, man.
I don't want to talk shit about your dad.
You're a stand-up righteous dude.
But what I've heard about your father
is that he will chop off the tip of your dick
and fucking feed it to your grandma
and then shit on your grave for breakfast!
_ That's not what I'm into. _
_ _ Welcome to [E] hell, you _ [G] motherfuckers!
_ [Gb] _ _ [N] _ _
The D in hell!
Yeah! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Big fan of you guys.
Big fan.
I got the DVDs, saw the movie.
_ _ Masterworks.
_ _ _ Lucifer?
Call me Lucy.
Lucy?
_ _ _ _ I _ mean_
Of course we will jam with you.
Yeah, let's get jiggy with it.
_ _ But before we jam,
_ _ we have just one question.
Hit me.
_ Why are we in hell?
We never did anything evil. _
_ _ _ _ That's easy.
You sold your souls.
I got a contract. _
_ _ _ No way.
Fuck that.
You send us back to Earth then.
Because I never signed any such contract.
I got two signatures.
I can prove it in the court of law.
We never signed anything.
I got two signatures.
Jack, _ um_ _ _ _ _ _
I was gonna tell you _ that_
I didn't have a good _ time_
You signed your soul to the devil?
He said he can help the band.
Wait a second.
Let me get this straight.
And then you forged my signature on there?
You were in the bathroom.
Listen, fucking Simon and Ass Funkle!
_ Let's get this party started, shall we?
_ _ _ Colonel, put the chicken in the grease.
Charlie, give me a little bump-bump and a thump-thump
in your strong back hand.
And kid, I want you to crucify those strings. _ _
_ _ _ _ [B] _ Shred. _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ I [E] like it. _ _
It's a good riff.
I [Gb] can work with it.
_ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I am _ complete! _ _ _
_ Fuck! _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [F] Yes, you are [Bb] fucked!
Shit out of luck!
_ [A] _
I'm [Bb] complete and my cock you will suck!
This world will be mine!
And your first in line!
You brought me the pig and now you [Eb] shall both die!
[Bm] _ _ Wait, _ [D] _ _ wait, _ [Gb] _ _
_ wait [G] you motherfucker! _ _
_ _ We _ [D] challenge you to [A] a rock _ -off!
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _
Give us one [D] chance to rock [A] your socks off! _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bm] _ Fuck! _ _ _
_ Fuck!
_ [B] Fuck! _ _
_ [D] A [Gb] demon called [B] the fence _ -beast
[D] From the grinding [Gb] of rock [Db]-off childish
[B] _ _ [Dm] _ Watch [Gb] _ [Am] all your _ desperate _
[E] _ forget-me _ _ _ -its
_ _ _ If we win, _ you must send me a [Am] red _ cage back to [E] _
earth
_ Easy!
_ And also you [Am] will have to [C] [G] pay _ [A] our _ _ rent
_ _ Good idea. _ _
_ And what if [Am] I _ _ _ [A] win?
_ _ _ _ [G] Then you can take cage down to double hell!
Good idea.
Now you're thinking of it.
What the fuck?
Trust me, cage is the only way _ to be a [C] little _ bitch [Gm] _ [B] Alright! _ _
_ Let the rock-off [C] begin! _
[B] _ _ [D] _ [Db] _ [E] _ _ [Eb] _ [G] _
[Gb] _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm [D] the [Db]
[E] devil, [Eb] I am [Gb] [B] master! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
[D] Check this riff, [E] _ [G] fucking [Gb] take [Bm] me! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ I'm the devil, I can do what I want
[D] _ _ Whatever I got I'm gonna blow
[Gb] _
It's never been a rock-off, I never [Bm] _ lost
_ _ I _ _ _ [B] _ _ can't wait to get caged like the hell
[D] _ _ Gonna feel him with my hot demon _ [Gb] jail
I'm the exclusion, I'm the god of the beautiful [B] _ hell
Oh _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ no!
_ Hey [Dm] _
no!
_ Come on cage, _ let's fight his music _ with our music!
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ There's just _ _ [Gm]
no way that we can win
That was [Bb] a masterpiece Please, listen
He rocks too [D] hard because he's not a mortal [Gm] man
God damn it cage, _ he's gonna make you his sex slave
You're gonna [Bb] _ gargle mayonnaise _
Unless [D] we bust a massive _ monster and have [Gm] a job _ _ _ _
_ We've been through so much shit
_ _ [Eb] _ Deactivated lasers, miss my dick
[Bb] Now it's time to blow this [D] fucker down _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ Come on cage, now it's time to blow doors [Eb] down
I hear you [Bb] chittering, now it's time [F] to blow doors [G] down
Light up the stage, cause it's time for a [Eb] showdown
We'll bend you over, [Bb] then we'll take [F] you to brown [Gm] town
Now it's time to blow this [Eb] fucker down
Please, won't you ring [Bb] me if we do [F] not blow doors [Gm] down
If my cage doesn't _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ shut, [Bb]
[Fm] it sounds like hell
[Gm] Hey, guys, we [D] are the boss, we [Bb] know you ain't this
[D] I reckon so, you [Gm] reckon cosmo, we [D] blow your mind
We [Bb] sell the tissue, we're a [D] bad time
You [G] hold the sensor, we [D] help the beer, you [Bb] are the devil
_ _ [F] _
_ [G] We are the D, [Bb] we are the D, we are the D, we [F] are the D
_ [G] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ [F] _ _ [Eb] _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ [G] You _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ guys are fucking lame, come [Db] on cage, you're coming with me
[G] _ _
Nooooooo!
You're gonna taste my lightning, _ _ [Bb] motherfuckers! _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Oh _ _ fuck, my fucking horn!
So whence you came, [C] you shall [B] remain.
[Dm] I'll tell [Db] you ha, _ [E] you're pleasing [Eb] us!
[Gm] _ _ _ [Gbm] _ _
_ [C] Nooooooo!
[B] _ _ [D] Fuck you cave!
[Db] _ [E] Fuck you table!
_ [Eb] I'll [G] get you to license!
[Gb] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
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[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
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